Happy birthday to
Edwardfalcona!
Welcome to old age... aka your thirties!
(Let the birthday wishes and/or spankings commence!)
Damn Youngun's
Happy Birthday ; )
Happy birthday, Falcona. Your name henceforth shall be 'Oldman'.
Bwahahahaha.
Oh, wait. I will be entering the thirties in a year from now.
At least I will still have the looks and body of a twenty year old for another few years. >.>
Sincerely,
ARya
Happy Birthday! I will conveniently forget that I am older than you and mock your advanced age mercilessly all day.
Soon.

Hope you have a Happy Birthday, you!
Congratulations at another year successfully passed!
Happy Birthday.

Hope you wear your age like an elf!
Happy birthday dude. Coming right up behind you myself.
You all tolerate me ! you really tolerate me ! <3
*snerk* You're getting old.

Happy Day of Eventual Physical Decline!
~BR
And happy birthday Ed! Welcome to where life begins.
Happyyy Birthdaaayy!!
