Ladies and gentlemen,
The most scandalous secret of one admin on this server.
And my gift to you...

Happy Holidays.
Sincerely,
Arya
Aha...Ahaha...YAHAHAHA! You will never live this down! You praisin' that pink? Let me get you a 'Lightish Red' Soapstone! You hate those lightish-red phantoms messing with your fun? Lemme go get you come Cracked Pink Eye Orbs.
Cracked Pink Eye Orbs sound like the eyes of someone that woke up after a night of activity I don't want to elaborate on.
Given your current avatar, that statement is extremely concerning.
I once thought to myself that nail polish was a sin, that pink was meant for girls. But now, now I'm convinced, the mere horror of it, consumes me.