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Post by: Edge on Jun 19, 2015, 09:52 PM
Post by: Edge on Jun 19, 2015, 09:52 PM
Title: Out-Of-Context D&D Quotes: CD Edition
Post by: tarriel on Jun 19, 2015, 10:00 PM
Post by: tarriel on Jun 19, 2015, 10:00 PM
I don't want my coat to be evil....
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Post by: Edge on Jun 20, 2015, 08:57 PM
Post by: Edge on Jun 20, 2015, 08:57 PM
"Can I loot the kid?"
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Post by: Edge on Jun 20, 2015, 09:00 PM
Post by: Edge on Jun 20, 2015, 09:00 PM
"No! Put the sword away! You can't cast atonement on yourself if you fall!"
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Post by: onivel on Jun 21, 2015, 01:04 AM
Post by: onivel on Jun 21, 2015, 01:04 AM
Me: But He's your partymate?!
Kebs: Yeah.. but he's just a walking pile of 300 XP to me.
(Edge and Bella.. Yes.. that Kebs)
Kebs: Yeah.. but he's just a walking pile of 300 XP to me.
(Edge and Bella.. Yes.. that Kebs)
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Post by: Edge on Jun 21, 2015, 11:32 AM
Post by: Edge on Jun 21, 2015, 11:32 AM
rofl Keebs, there's a name I haven't seen in ages.
Now I'm wondering if I should go digging through the remnants of my old RDR and other prior server logs for old gems.
Now I'm wondering if I should go digging through the remnants of my old RDR and other prior server logs for old gems.
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Post by: onivel on Jun 21, 2015, 08:30 PM
Post by: onivel on Jun 21, 2015, 08:30 PM
And from my PnP days...
To the DM " No that won't work "
DM: Why not.. I said I'd let it ?
To the DM " No that won't work "
DM: Why not.. I said I'd let it ?
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Post by: Edge on Jul 02, 2015, 10:08 PM
Post by: Edge on Jul 02, 2015, 10:08 PM
"I have a question for pun purposes."
"NO"
"NO"
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Post by: Edge on Jul 02, 2015, 10:09 PM
Post by: Edge on Jul 02, 2015, 10:09 PM
"We've got a tea chain going here. Like a tea bucket brigade."
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Post by: Edge on Jul 02, 2015, 10:10 PM
Post by: Edge on Jul 02, 2015, 10:10 PM
"Shoggoth loves you!"
"He tekeli-likes you~"
"He tekeli-likes you~"
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Post by: Edge on Jul 02, 2015, 10:10 PM
Post by: Edge on Jul 02, 2015, 10:10 PM
"... the door's having a laugh, right?"
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Post by: Edge on Jul 02, 2015, 10:12 PM
Post by: Edge on Jul 02, 2015, 10:12 PM
"Cats don't understand the world of finance, dear."
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Post by: Edge on Jul 02, 2015, 10:13 PM
Post by: Edge on Jul 02, 2015, 10:13 PM
"Oh god she's gonna eat the extra"
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Post by: Edge on Jul 02, 2015, 10:15 PM
Post by: Edge on Jul 02, 2015, 10:15 PM
"That's... not... half bad... ...never mind, it's as bad."
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Post by: Deleted on Jul 04, 2015, 10:21 PM
Post by: Deleted on Jul 04, 2015, 10:21 PM
"Yes, sir, I am aware that was a balor. Yes, sir, I do know my orders. No, sir, I do not know th' location of my pants at this time."
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Post by: Deleted on Jul 04, 2015, 10:22 PM
Post by: Deleted on Jul 04, 2015, 10:22 PM
"I don't get pants, apparently. I get a mankini."
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Post by: TheGuyThatPlaysAsJames on Jul 05, 2015, 02:38 AM
Post by: TheGuyThatPlaysAsJames on Jul 05, 2015, 02:38 AM
Jul 4, 2015 22:21:15 GMT -5 @belladonna said:
"Yes, sir, I am aware that was a balor. Yes, sir, I do know my orders. No, sir, I do not know th' location of my pants at this time."
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Post by: ClockworkMayhem on Jul 05, 2015, 10:56 AM
Post by: ClockworkMayhem on Jul 05, 2015, 10:56 AM
Jul 4, 2015 22:22:04 GMT -5 @belladonna said:
"I don't get pants, apparently. I get a mankini."
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Post by: Edge on Jul 05, 2015, 06:16 PM
Post by: Edge on Jul 05, 2015, 06:16 PM
"Well, pyromania is the gift that keeps on giving?"
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Post by: Edge on Jul 05, 2015, 06:19 PM
Post by: Edge on Jul 05, 2015, 06:19 PM
"How do you summon a defective devil?!"
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Post by: Edge on Jul 06, 2015, 07:17 PM
Post by: Edge on Jul 06, 2015, 07:17 PM
"He should have named him Hiss."
"So would that mean he gets the Dodge feat for free?"
"So would that mean he gets the Dodge feat for free?"
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Post by: Edge on Jul 06, 2015, 07:17 PM
Post by: Edge on Jul 06, 2015, 07:17 PM
"I believe his anaconda don't want none unless you got puns, sir."
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Post by: Deleted on Jul 06, 2015, 11:55 PM
Post by: Deleted on Jul 06, 2015, 11:55 PM
*andi.exe has encountered a fatal error and needs to reboot*
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Post by: Deleted on Jul 13, 2015, 06:42 PM
Post by: Deleted on Jul 13, 2015, 06:42 PM
"If he takes the Ice Genasi template, he can't be a bard, or named Vanilla."
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Post by: Deleted on Jul 14, 2015, 02:47 PM
Post by: Deleted on Jul 14, 2015, 02:47 PM
"Bastion, not going to lie, I had to read the first line of your description a few times before I realized it did not say you were wearing a "leather thong" >.>"
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Post by: Edge on Jul 14, 2015, 03:45 PM
Post by: Edge on Jul 14, 2015, 03:45 PM
"Deadpool, the patron saint of the internet"
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Post by: onivel on Jul 14, 2015, 03:52 PM
Post by: onivel on Jul 14, 2015, 03:52 PM
Jul 14, 2015 14:47:29 GMT -5 @belladonna said:
"Bastion, not going to lie, I had to read the first line of your description a few times before I realized it did not say you were wearing a "leather thong" >.>"Ironically enough.... it is a typo and -is- supposed to say thong. It just doesn't mean the type of thong she was implying.
Its supposed to be a jade pendant hanging from a leather thong.. something like this...
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Post by: TheGuyThatPlaysAsJames on Jul 14, 2015, 04:17 PM
Post by: TheGuyThatPlaysAsJames on Jul 14, 2015, 04:17 PM
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Post by: tarriel on Jul 14, 2015, 04:22 PM
Post by: tarriel on Jul 14, 2015, 04:22 PM
"I d-don't think letting people stroke my s-snake is a good idea anymore"
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Post by: Deleted on Jul 14, 2015, 04:27 PM
Post by: Deleted on Jul 14, 2015, 04:27 PM
LOL
I was wondering how long until that joke came up.
I was wondering how long until that joke came up.
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Post by: Edge on Jul 16, 2015, 07:57 PM
Post by: Edge on Jul 16, 2015, 07:57 PM
"O Shaundakul, I grant thee half a million lions and the request that you in your almighty wisdom send the next sevenscore travelers to visit Waterdeep to view the majesty of the world's largest ball of yarn."
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Post by: Atomic Twinkie on Jul 18, 2015, 05:31 AM
Post by: Atomic Twinkie on Jul 18, 2015, 05:31 AM
Since it comes up:
"Yes he's mine. I don't know who the mother is. I got him from a separate or parallel plane in which an avatar or personification of death, not a deity but rather the occurance, made him in a bucket of water from a flower and gave him to me. And no, I'm not high."
"Yes he's mine. I don't know who the mother is. I got him from a separate or parallel plane in which an avatar or personification of death, not a deity but rather the occurance, made him in a bucket of water from a flower and gave him to me. And no, I'm not high."
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Post by: Edge on Jul 27, 2015, 08:31 PM
Post by: Edge on Jul 27, 2015, 08:31 PM
"The worst part is, this is not the first time I've turned to Jerry Springer to solve a problem."
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Post by: Edge on Aug 07, 2015, 07:45 PM
Post by: Edge on Aug 07, 2015, 07:45 PM
"Let's see, how many Torm symbols can I get on my outfit?"
"So... you can't keep his hands off of you?"
"So... you can't keep his hands off of you?"
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Post by: Edge on Aug 07, 2015, 07:46 PM
Post by: Edge on Aug 07, 2015, 07:46 PM
"Stop using my Snapple against me!"
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Post by: Deleted on Aug 07, 2015, 07:47 PM
Post by: Deleted on Aug 07, 2015, 07:47 PM
.... damn you Edge.
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Post by: Edge on Aug 07, 2015, 08:10 PM
Post by: Edge on Aug 07, 2015, 08:10 PM
"The fuck's a Mammon?"
"It's a big elephant thing."
(Later...)
"It's an archfiend of greed and lust."
"... augh. Get it out of my head. Greedy horny elephants."
"It's a big elephant thing."
(Later...)
"It's an archfiend of greed and lust."
"... augh. Get it out of my head. Greedy horny elephants."
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Post by: Edge on Aug 08, 2015, 12:38 AM
Post by: Edge on Aug 08, 2015, 12:38 AM
"Confession is on Thursday and Saturdays but I forgot last night because of worms."
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Post by: Edge on Aug 08, 2015, 11:20 PM
Post by: Edge on Aug 08, 2015, 11:20 PM
"You should totally have the murderdoll steal the artifact."
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Post by: Deleted on Aug 16, 2015, 01:50 AM
Post by: Deleted on Aug 16, 2015, 01:50 AM
"Okay, that is NOT what I was thinking when you said magic stripper."
*singing* "Everyone loves Magical Stripper, 'cause the stripping she does is ever-so-clever."
*singing* "Everyone loves Magical Stripper, 'cause the stripping she does is ever-so-clever."
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Post by: Edge on Aug 18, 2015, 10:27 PM
Post by: Edge on Aug 18, 2015, 10:27 PM
"Kay, so headed out after this, and got facemelted by an attractive plague woman."
"Blind dates suck."
"Blind dates suck."
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Post by: Edge on Aug 21, 2015, 09:12 PM
Post by: Edge on Aug 21, 2015, 09:12 PM
"That skirt's going to be awkward when you get goosed by a beholder."
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Post by: Deleted on Aug 22, 2015, 01:23 AM
Post by: Deleted on Aug 22, 2015, 01:23 AM
"I've got some very simple instructions on your character problem.
To Control Alts...Delete."
To Control Alts...Delete."
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Post by: Edge on Aug 22, 2015, 10:57 AM
Post by: Edge on Aug 22, 2015, 10:57 AM
"I like splorch."
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Post by: Edge on Aug 22, 2015, 11:00 AM
Post by: Edge on Aug 22, 2015, 11:00 AM
"It's like if James Bond had no social skills. ... so not like James Bond."
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Post by: Deleted on Aug 23, 2015, 06:37 PM
Post by: Deleted on Aug 23, 2015, 06:37 PM
"BANE'S A SISSY AND WEARS A PINK THONG!"
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Post by: Edge on Aug 28, 2015, 08:36 PM
Post by: Edge on Aug 28, 2015, 08:36 PM
"Think they hopped on the good foot and did the bad thing?"
"Stop trying to bard."
"Stop trying to bard."
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Post by: Edge on Aug 29, 2015, 09:34 PM
Post by: Edge on Aug 29, 2015, 09:34 PM
"I need to find some of the emotes from My Immortal because yes that's how cheesy this is supposed to be."
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Post by: Edge on Sep 03, 2015, 08:13 PM
Post by: Edge on Sep 03, 2015, 08:13 PM
"It looks like X-rated Lisa Frank blew up in here."
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Post by: Edge on Sep 04, 2015, 09:12 PM
Post by: Edge on Sep 04, 2015, 09:12 PM
"...I want bear 
"
"
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Post by: Deleted on Sep 06, 2015, 06:45 PM
Post by: Deleted on Sep 06, 2015, 06:45 PM
"Paladins are basically frat guys."
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Post by: Edge on Sep 06, 2015, 09:28 PM
Post by: Edge on Sep 06, 2015, 09:28 PM
"Well, suicide by gnome is certainly an interesting way of avoiding talking to your ex."
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Post by: ladybug on Sep 12, 2015, 10:48 PM
Post by: ladybug on Sep 12, 2015, 10:48 PM
"This pile of dirt...we must interrogate it!"
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Post by: Edge on Sep 13, 2015, 01:17 PM
Post by: Edge on Sep 13, 2015, 01:17 PM
"Some people just can't hold their blunt force trauma."
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Post by: Edge on Oct 10, 2015, 10:08 PM
Post by: Edge on Oct 10, 2015, 10:08 PM
"I just don't think I'm physically capable of doing a Genocide."
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Post by: onivel on Oct 14, 2015, 10:14 PM
Post by: onivel on Oct 14, 2015, 10:14 PM
" Yes, but I do the pointy hat trick much better than he does. "
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Post by: onivel on Oct 21, 2015, 11:06 PM
Post by: onivel on Oct 21, 2015, 11:06 PM
"Release the Kracken"
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Post by: Goat on Oct 22, 2015, 08:04 AM
Post by: Goat on Oct 22, 2015, 08:04 AM
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Post by: onivel on Oct 22, 2015, 08:21 AM
Post by: onivel on Oct 22, 2015, 08:21 AM
I aim to please 
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Post by: Atomic Twinkie on Oct 23, 2015, 02:53 AM
Post by: Atomic Twinkie on Oct 23, 2015, 02:53 AM
"As you look back you see a Kobold squatting over a charred man, and laying eggs into his chest cavity - where it had eaten away at him before."
"I'll just wave goodbye."
"I'll just wave goodbye."
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Post by: Edge on Nov 05, 2015, 08:04 PM
Post by: Edge on Nov 05, 2015, 08:04 PM
"He's a DEX build. It's how he can get his foot in his mouth so frequently."
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Post by: Edge on Nov 07, 2015, 10:21 PM
Post by: Edge on Nov 07, 2015, 10:21 PM
"That crab has the best rolls of the night."
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Post by: ladybug on Nov 13, 2015, 07:25 PM
Post by: ladybug on Nov 13, 2015, 07:25 PM
"I roll to persuade the house."
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Post by: ladybug on Nov 13, 2015, 07:26 PM
Post by: ladybug on Nov 13, 2015, 07:26 PM
"You look like a reluctant veterinarian."
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Post by: Deleted on Nov 15, 2015, 06:37 PM
Post by: Deleted on Nov 15, 2015, 06:37 PM
"You know it's been a good event when you have to use the plural of Hogger."
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Post by: Garage Trashcan on Nov 16, 2015, 09:43 AM
Post by: Garage Trashcan on Nov 16, 2015, 09:43 AM
"If only we had the light of the sun to navigate by..."
"Don't worry, at least we've got The Crimson King's sunny disposition."
"Don't worry, at least we've got The Crimson King's sunny disposition."
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Post by: Edge on Nov 28, 2015, 11:59 PM
Post by: Edge on Nov 28, 2015, 11:59 PM
"This guy is definitely a Skyraven for sure... he's afraid of his mom too."
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Post by: Atomic Twinkie on Nov 29, 2015, 08:37 AM
Post by: Atomic Twinkie on Nov 29, 2015, 08:37 AM
"You now believe that all rivers are powered by magic"
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Post by: Garage Trashcan on Nov 29, 2015, 01:53 PM
Post by: Garage Trashcan on Nov 29, 2015, 01:53 PM
"How much experience do we get for the children?"
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Post by: Mystic Warden on Nov 30, 2015, 12:00 PM
Post by: Mystic Warden on Nov 30, 2015, 12:00 PM
"Okay, let's go and see Aelie's balls!"
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Post by: Garage Trashcan on Nov 30, 2015, 07:48 PM
Post by: Garage Trashcan on Nov 30, 2015, 07:48 PM
"We should take him to a whorehouse to rub his ass for more genies."
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Post by: Edge on Nov 30, 2015, 08:58 PM
Post by: Edge on Nov 30, 2015, 08:58 PM
"I'm trying not to imagine a gem-studded dwarven thong."
"It's an impressive gilded codpiece, actually."
"It's an impressive gilded codpiece, actually."
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Post by: Nevermore on Dec 09, 2015, 12:32 AM
Post by: Nevermore on Dec 09, 2015, 12:32 AM
Oh I'm god, how are you?
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Post by: Deleted on Dec 14, 2015, 12:30 AM
Post by: Deleted on Dec 14, 2015, 12:30 AM
There were so many options last night... but here are a few of the best:
"Do you not have rope? I think I can go buy rope."
"Don't drink that, it makes you grabby and snatchy and stealy."
"He's getting away again! This is why you need more rope!"
I haven't laughed that hard in a LONG time.
"Do you not have rope? I think I can go buy rope."
"Don't drink that, it makes you grabby and snatchy and stealy."
"He's getting away again! This is why you need more rope!"
I haven't laughed that hard in a LONG time.
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Post by: Ryoko Honda on Dec 14, 2015, 12:48 AM
Post by: Ryoko Honda on Dec 14, 2015, 12:48 AM
Dream's got me good the other night.
Nyacelil said...
"What do you intend to do for Cas'tharia"
And Purity NPC responds
"I intend to banshee you from this plane!"
BAM! Player VS DM MOSTER
Nyacelil said...
"What do you intend to do for Cas'tharia"
And Purity NPC responds
"I intend to banshee you from this plane!"
BAM! Player VS DM MOSTER
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Post by: onivel on Dec 14, 2015, 07:13 AM
Post by: onivel on Dec 14, 2015, 07:13 AM
" Bav's the "Father" of Aelie's baby. My sweet goddess this how Toril ends! "
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Post by: Edge on Dec 14, 2015, 10:40 PM
Post by: Edge on Dec 14, 2015, 10:40 PM
"There's a good sociopath."
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Post by: onivel on Dec 15, 2015, 05:35 PM
Post by: onivel on Dec 15, 2015, 05:35 PM
" If I survive I will still be hungry ! "
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Post by: ladybug on Dec 19, 2015, 10:30 PM
Post by: ladybug on Dec 19, 2015, 10:30 PM
"More whelps!"
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Post by: Atomic Twinkie on Dec 21, 2015, 05:15 AM
Post by: Atomic Twinkie on Dec 21, 2015, 05:15 AM
"Is it considered immoral to use Flesh to Stone on gnomes, and then put them on the front garden as ornaments?"
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Post by: Deleted on Dec 21, 2015, 08:01 AM
Post by: Deleted on Dec 21, 2015, 08:01 AM
"THROW HER BACK! SHE'S GOT CRABS!"
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Post by: Deleted on Dec 26, 2015, 11:36 PM
Post by: Deleted on Dec 26, 2015, 11:36 PM
"You ever do a kegstand with divine magic? Well, it's your lucky day!"
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Post by: Edge on Dec 27, 2015, 08:47 PM
Post by: Edge on Dec 27, 2015, 08:47 PM
"Make your dwarf drink his fairy beer."
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Post by: ladybug on Dec 31, 2015, 11:47 PM
Post by: ladybug on Dec 31, 2015, 11:47 PM
"How much gold did we get?"
"Gold? I got five yaks and a cow."
"Gold? I got five yaks and a cow."
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Post by: Edge on Jan 02, 2016, 12:10 AM
Post by: Edge on Jan 02, 2016, 12:10 AM
"You know, it doesn't really define the quality of the pornographic drawings... what if the book is nothing but highly-suggestive stick-figures?"
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Post by: Edge on Jan 25, 2016, 10:33 PM
Post by: Edge on Jan 25, 2016, 10:33 PM
"The man has been knighted! You do not sass Sir Mix-A-Lot!"
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Post by: Goat on Jan 27, 2016, 06:34 PM
Post by: Goat on Jan 27, 2016, 06:34 PM
From a recent Pathfinder game:
"Is Perception dexterity based? I'm a thief, it should be."
"Is Perception dexterity based? I'm a thief, it should be."
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Post by: Edge on Jan 31, 2016, 03:12 PM
Post by: Edge on Jan 31, 2016, 03:12 PM
"Let's see what else I can make naked."
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Post by: Edge on Feb 09, 2016, 05:58 PM
Post by: Edge on Feb 09, 2016, 05:58 PM
"Why would an Orc have a book?"
"The well-read ones go faster."
"The well-read ones go faster."
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Post by: Edge on Feb 15, 2016, 08:01 PM
Post by: Edge on Feb 15, 2016, 08:01 PM
"Argh! Open the skeleton!"
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Post by: Edge on Feb 27, 2016, 11:44 PM
Post by: Edge on Feb 27, 2016, 11:44 PM
"Wow, this place looks so different without all the blood!"
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Post by: Edge on Mar 25, 2016, 11:29 PM
Post by: Edge on Mar 25, 2016, 11:29 PM
"How do you accidentally stage a prison break?!"
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Post by: Edge on Apr 02, 2016, 08:26 PM
Post by: Edge on Apr 02, 2016, 08:26 PM
"Look, just because I can twist the laws of reality to suit my whim doesn't mean we can't approach things practically."
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Post by: ladybug on Apr 04, 2016, 08:07 PM
Post by: ladybug on Apr 04, 2016, 08:07 PM
"I need it for a napkin."
"That's what the cloak is for."
"Or loincloth."
"That's what the cloak is for."
"Or loincloth."
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Post by: TheGuyThatPlaysAsJames on Apr 04, 2016, 09:09 PM
Post by: TheGuyThatPlaysAsJames on Apr 04, 2016, 09:09 PM
"I think we all just need to count to ten and breathe, alright?"
"There's a dead prostitute bleeding on the tavern floor!"
"...See, it's that kind of negativity that's bringing the group down, Darius."
(From one of my ventures as an evil character years back)
"There's a dead prostitute bleeding on the tavern floor!"
"...See, it's that kind of negativity that's bringing the group down, Darius."
(From one of my ventures as an evil character years back)
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Post by: Ogre Time Yay on Apr 05, 2016, 07:41 AM
Post by: Ogre Time Yay on Apr 05, 2016, 07:41 AM
"There's a dead prostitute bleeding on the tavern floor!"
"...See, it's that kind of negativity that's bringing the group down, Darius."
(From one of my ventures as an evil character years back)
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Post by: ladybug on Apr 30, 2016, 08:39 AM
Post by: ladybug on Apr 30, 2016, 08:39 AM
"And you haven't even touched your asparagus!"
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Post by: Edge on Apr 30, 2016, 08:51 AM
Post by: Edge on Apr 30, 2016, 08:51 AM
"He's going to be beaten at his own game."
"... you're going to find someone to smarm him to death?"
"... you're going to find someone to smarm him to death?"
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Post by: Edge on May 06, 2016, 09:00 PM
Post by: Edge on May 06, 2016, 09:00 PM
"Hold still, just stay in the fire and let her work."
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Post by: Edge on May 27, 2016, 05:18 PM
Post by: Edge on May 27, 2016, 05:18 PM
"You don't just read the book. Buy him dinner first."
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Post by: Edge on May 30, 2016, 08:18 PM
Post by: Edge on May 30, 2016, 08:18 PM
"Dunno let me catch ya cultin' no more!"
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Post by: Arya on May 31, 2016, 12:56 AM
Post by: Arya on May 31, 2016, 12:56 AM
"That wasn't a lady. That was horrible."
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Post by: Arya on Jun 10, 2016, 05:26 PM
Post by: Arya on Jun 10, 2016, 05:26 PM
"I really need to kill who invented cloaks. They cover the best parts."
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Post by: onivel on Jun 10, 2016, 06:29 PM
Post by: onivel on Jun 10, 2016, 06:29 PM
"Ryn.. You coming yet or just breathing hard? "
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Post by: Edge on Jun 14, 2016, 04:51 PM
Post by: Edge on Jun 14, 2016, 04:51 PM
"Technically if you tie the babies together, then you're not dual-weilding. It's youngchucks."
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Post by: Arya on Jun 23, 2016, 11:31 PM
Post by: Arya on Jun 23, 2016, 11:31 PM
"I suddenly know how dwarves burrow underground...like worms, except with, you know."
"I somehow think they will be best of friends...or beating on each other."
"I somehow think they will be best of friends...or beating on each other."
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Post by: Edge on Jul 02, 2016, 11:01 PM
Post by: Edge on Jul 02, 2016, 11:01 PM
"Please don't piss off the flowers...."
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Post by: ladybug on Jul 02, 2016, 11:26 PM
Post by: ladybug on Jul 02, 2016, 11:26 PM
"Why is the rest area on fire?"
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Post by: Deleted on Jul 03, 2016, 05:52 PM
Post by: Deleted on Jul 03, 2016, 05:52 PM
I SWEAR TO GOD, I WILL TURN THIS TEMPLE AROUND AND NO ONE WILL GO TO SIX FLAGS!
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Post by: Edge on Jul 05, 2016, 08:39 PM
Post by: Edge on Jul 05, 2016, 08:39 PM
"He's a slaver! He's not a real people!"
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Post by: Edge on Jul 05, 2016, 09:28 PM
Post by: Edge on Jul 05, 2016, 09:28 PM
"Not being the boss of Operation Evil Enslavement does not absolve you!"
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Post by: Edge on Jul 05, 2016, 09:48 PM
Post by: Edge on Jul 05, 2016, 09:48 PM
"I do not have a glowy butt!"
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Post by: Arya on Jul 06, 2016, 07:59 PM
Post by: Arya on Jul 06, 2016, 07:59 PM
"If we are eaten alive by another tribe, the joke's on you."
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Post by: Edge on Jul 11, 2016, 07:34 PM
Post by: Edge on Jul 11, 2016, 07:34 PM
"In a world where clerics can bring you back to life if you fall, is it now 'the only thing sure in life is taxes'?"
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Post by: Deleted on Jul 11, 2016, 07:50 PM
Post by: Deleted on Jul 11, 2016, 07:50 PM
Cultist Supply Warehouse for Fun and Prophet
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Post by: TheGuyThatPlaysAsJames on Jul 13, 2016, 10:46 PM
Post by: TheGuyThatPlaysAsJames on Jul 13, 2016, 10:46 PM
"Did they stat Satan?"
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Post by: Arya on Jul 16, 2016, 04:30 PM
Post by: Arya on Jul 16, 2016, 04:30 PM
"No, I'd like it to be an inspiring weapon as well."
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Post by: TheGuyThatPlaysAsJames on Jul 18, 2016, 02:56 AM
Post by: TheGuyThatPlaysAsJames on Jul 18, 2016, 02:56 AM
"Yes. Yes, I am a cyborg bear wearing a full-sized lizardman as a hat, and I will not be stopped."
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Post by: Arya on Jul 22, 2016, 09:08 PM
Post by: Arya on Jul 22, 2016, 09:08 PM
"Diplomacy: beating someone up and making them look forward to more?"
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Post by: Edge on Jul 22, 2016, 09:10 PM
Post by: Edge on Jul 22, 2016, 09:10 PM
"You're not my tutor!"
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Post by: Edge on Jul 23, 2016, 06:01 PM
Post by: Edge on Jul 23, 2016, 06:01 PM
"Bella, I need clothes."
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Post by: Arya on Jul 29, 2016, 08:30 PM
Post by: Arya on Jul 29, 2016, 08:30 PM
"Let's just do the necessary beating."
(I know. Out of context stuff lately has been about beating!)
(I know. Out of context stuff lately has been about beating!)
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Post by: Arya on Aug 12, 2016, 10:04 AM
Post by: Arya on Aug 12, 2016, 10:04 AM
RJ Quotes:
"That's not archery. That's bullshit."
"Murder hobos raising children can't use Dr. Spock."
Unknown/anonymous:
"I need that head of lettuce."
"That's not archery. That's bullshit."
"Murder hobos raising children can't use Dr. Spock."
Unknown/anonymous:
"I need that head of lettuce."
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Post by: Arya on Aug 29, 2016, 09:01 PM
Post by: Arya on Aug 29, 2016, 09:01 PM
Person1: "Who do we grab?"
Person 2: "Me. Don't worry, there's enough of me."
Person 2: "Me. Don't worry, there's enough of me."
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Post by: Edge on Sep 20, 2016, 10:51 PM
Post by: Edge on Sep 20, 2016, 10:51 PM
"I don't want to go to bed! I want to talk about toilet summons!"
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Post by: onivel on Sep 21, 2016, 10:21 PM
Post by: onivel on Sep 21, 2016, 10:21 PM
" Gladiatorial penguins on ice? "
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Post by: Arya on Sep 26, 2016, 08:39 PM
Post by: Arya on Sep 26, 2016, 08:39 PM
Person 1: "We're not going down in those sewers, are we?"
Person 2: "Not unless our married guy jumped down there to escape his wife."
Person 2: "Not unless our married guy jumped down there to escape his wife."
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Post by: Arya on Sep 26, 2016, 08:46 PM
Post by: Arya on Sep 26, 2016, 08:46 PM
"We are going to the governor's mansion to go free that married guy, right?"
"Surely we won't need to fight his wife?"
...
"I'm feeling a bit too sober."
"Surely we won't need to fight his wife?"
...
"I'm feeling a bit too sober."
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Post by: Edge on Oct 01, 2016, 08:08 PM
Post by: Edge on Oct 01, 2016, 08:08 PM
"Good gods, is there ANY plane this b^!(# has not gotten d*@$ from?!?"
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Post by: Arya on Oct 13, 2016, 07:05 PM
Post by: Arya on Oct 13, 2016, 07:05 PM
"You just...asked me to adopt you."
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Post by: Edge on Oct 15, 2016, 10:55 PM
Post by: Edge on Oct 15, 2016, 10:55 PM
"Teach him some while you are there, eh? One of the faithful should not have to rely on coin for their prosperity."
"You hit them with the sharp part until they die."
"You hit them with the sharp part until they die."
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Post by: Edge on Oct 15, 2016, 10:57 PM
Post by: Edge on Oct 15, 2016, 10:57 PM
"These things are used to killing adventurers."
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Post by: Edge on Oct 16, 2016, 11:54 AM
Post by: Edge on Oct 16, 2016, 11:54 AM
"It's like reading Deadpool as written by Stephanie Meyer."
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Post by: Edge on Oct 22, 2016, 09:32 PM
Post by: Edge on Oct 22, 2016, 09:32 PM
"And that is the moment where the adventurers, later in life, will look back and say, 'That is where I got cancer, fighting the uranium elemental'."
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Post by: Edge on Oct 22, 2016, 09:33 PM
Post by: Edge on Oct 22, 2016, 09:33 PM
"One day we will go a whole week without quoting Mystery Science Theatre. This is not that week!"
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Post by: ladybug on Oct 25, 2016, 08:31 PM
Post by: ladybug on Oct 25, 2016, 08:31 PM
"She's supposed to ask before she tries to kill me!"
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Post by: Arya on Nov 04, 2016, 08:34 PM
Post by: Arya on Nov 04, 2016, 08:34 PM
"I've always wanted to dress up in drag in a filthy sewer."
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Post by: Edge on Nov 04, 2016, 09:23 PM
Post by: Edge on Nov 04, 2016, 09:23 PM
"I am one with the sofa."
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Post by: Edge on Nov 05, 2016, 08:24 PM
Post by: Edge on Nov 05, 2016, 08:24 PM
"Their fruity gooeyness might be overpowering! Ward yourselves!"
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Post by: Arya on Nov 07, 2016, 12:12 PM
Post by: Arya on Nov 07, 2016, 12:12 PM
"She throws men across rooms as a routine."
"I need to assure myself of my own masculinity."
"I need to assure myself of my own masculinity."
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Post by: Edge on Nov 13, 2016, 08:33 AM
Post by: Edge on Nov 13, 2016, 08:33 AM
"So, how do you barricade the library?"
glyph of wardinged, and secured with bookshelves and an immovable rod>
"Oh, and that shrapnel is cold iron. And poisoned."
"...I think you just violated the Fairy Geneva Convention."
"We take our sleep very seriously."
"Oh, and that shrapnel is cold iron. And poisoned."
"...I think you just violated the Fairy Geneva Convention."
"We take our sleep very seriously."
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Post by: ladybug on Nov 23, 2016, 11:24 PM
Post by: ladybug on Nov 23, 2016, 11:24 PM
"Don't. Bite. It. Back."
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Post by: ladybug on Nov 24, 2016, 12:46 AM
Post by: ladybug on Nov 24, 2016, 12:46 AM
"Not listening is how we free imprisoned archmages!"
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Post by: Edge on Dec 02, 2016, 10:03 PM
Post by: Edge on Dec 02, 2016, 10:03 PM
"Holy shit, you're still here?"
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Post by: Arya on Dec 06, 2016, 09:12 PM
Post by: Arya on Dec 06, 2016, 09:12 PM
"Look on the bright side. You all have lovely green eyes now."
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Post by: Arya on Dec 06, 2016, 09:13 PM
Post by: Arya on Dec 06, 2016, 09:13 PM
"Thought you being undead would shut you up."
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Post by: Edge on Dec 07, 2016, 11:09 PM
Post by: Edge on Dec 07, 2016, 11:09 PM
"She passes over the book of Balor General Erotica Art and then goes back to browsing as if she hadn't just shared a horror with the poor paladin."
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Post by: Edge on Dec 10, 2016, 09:08 PM
Post by: Edge on Dec 10, 2016, 09:08 PM
"Bad vine, bad!" *eats it to punish it*
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Post by: ladybug on Dec 10, 2016, 09:34 PM
Post by: ladybug on Dec 10, 2016, 09:34 PM
Floor stay in floor!
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Post by: Arya on Dec 10, 2016, 09:44 PM
Post by: Arya on Dec 10, 2016, 09:44 PM
"I should bring minotaurs everywhere..."
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Post by: ladybug on Dec 10, 2016, 09:59 PM
Post by: ladybug on Dec 10, 2016, 09:59 PM
"...we're negotiating with a lump of butter, sugar, and spice."
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Post by: ladybug on Dec 10, 2016, 10:20 PM
Post by: ladybug on Dec 10, 2016, 10:20 PM
"What am thingymabob?"
"It's...um..."
"DEAD."
"It's...um..."
"DEAD."
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Post by: Dismus on Dec 12, 2016, 08:35 PM
Post by: Dismus on Dec 12, 2016, 08:35 PM
"You mean you don't want to lick the strange magical device?"
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Post by: Edge on Dec 17, 2016, 11:48 PM
Post by: Edge on Dec 17, 2016, 11:48 PM
"Can I pickpocket Santa?"
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Post by: Edge on Dec 17, 2016, 11:48 PM
Post by: Edge on Dec 17, 2016, 11:48 PM
"It's not a uniform, it's a tin can that just happened to unexpectedly walk into a fey circle that altered it's coloration."
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Post by: Edge on Dec 17, 2016, 11:49 PM
Post by: Edge on Dec 17, 2016, 11:49 PM
"I'm not going to help him change! His wife's scary!"
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Post by: Edge on Dec 17, 2016, 11:51 PM
Post by: Edge on Dec 17, 2016, 11:51 PM
"Velenya, something's wrong with your husband. He keeps hitting his face."
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Post by: Edge on Dec 17, 2016, 11:51 PM
Post by: Edge on Dec 17, 2016, 11:51 PM
"Snakes are not, to my knowledge, typically incendiary."
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Post by: Edge on Dec 17, 2016, 11:52 PM
Post by: Edge on Dec 17, 2016, 11:52 PM
"I'll never challenge you to a drinking contest. I'd never be able to practice arcana again."
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Post by: Edge on Dec 17, 2016, 11:52 PM
Post by: Edge on Dec 17, 2016, 11:52 PM
"... Subtle, right." *eyes the slums where smoke might be seen*
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Post by: Edge on Dec 17, 2016, 11:53 PM
Post by: Edge on Dec 17, 2016, 11:53 PM
"Please, please say that entire AFK was Paythin on the privvy, regretting his life choice."
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Post by: Arya on Dec 19, 2016, 07:24 PM
Post by: Arya on Dec 19, 2016, 07:24 PM
"I always butter it up."
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Post by: Prism on Dec 20, 2016, 07:22 PM
Post by: Prism on Dec 20, 2016, 07:22 PM
"I think we've gone too far when the conversation shifts to sexual encounters with demonic spiders."
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Post by: Mystic Warden on Dec 20, 2016, 08:08 PM
Post by: Mystic Warden on Dec 20, 2016, 08:08 PM
-As long as you know you're being addressed, a name's a name.
-Well, if that were fully true than 99% of Arabel's population would be named Mr or Mrs F***you.
-By the Gods, the Dragons and all the whores of Arabel... it is Amaiss, the green!
- -All- the whores?
-Well, if that were fully true than 99% of Arabel's population would be named Mr or Mrs F***you.
-By the Gods, the Dragons and all the whores of Arabel... it is Amaiss, the green!
- -All- the whores?
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Post by: Prism on Dec 21, 2016, 07:00 AM
Post by: Prism on Dec 21, 2016, 07:00 AM
-Well, if that were fully true than 99% of Arabel's population would be named Mr or Mrs F***you.
-By the Gods, the Dragons and all the whores of Arabel... it is Amaiss, the green!
- -All- the whores?
-Every- one of them. Even you, Blackhair
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Post by: Deleted on Dec 22, 2016, 10:32 PM
Post by: Deleted on Dec 22, 2016, 10:32 PM
".... it summons guys."
"... push it again!"
"... push it again!"
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Post by: Edge on Jan 01, 2017, 09:01 PM
Post by: Edge on Jan 01, 2017, 09:01 PM
"You told me 'Keep the spirit of Ogre Babes'."
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Post by: Edge on Jan 06, 2017, 09:53 PM
Post by: Edge on Jan 06, 2017, 09:53 PM
"This is the politest circumstance I've ever seen of "Have a dead body!"."
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Post by: Arya on Jan 07, 2017, 12:10 AM
Post by: Arya on Jan 07, 2017, 12:10 AM
"I can never make use of this thing."
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Post by: Dismus on Jan 07, 2017, 09:00 PM
Post by: Dismus on Jan 07, 2017, 09:00 PM
UTHGARDT RIDES!!!
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Post by: Arya on Jan 09, 2017, 12:11 AM
Post by: Arya on Jan 09, 2017, 12:11 AM
"Was bombed by the murder."
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Post by: Arya on Jan 10, 2017, 12:05 AM
Post by: Arya on Jan 10, 2017, 12:05 AM
"There is now an ass-shaped hole by the fire. In the shape of my ass."
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Post by: Edge on Jan 15, 2017, 09:32 PM
Post by: Edge on Jan 15, 2017, 09:32 PM
"You are a dwarf." *She looks to Ludwig, as though it were surprising.*
----
"Three Dwarves?"
"...Four??"
"Four... It is that time of the year, is it not this?"
"The festival has returned?"
"And lass Three dwarves is called an apocolypse....for whoever they are mad at"
----
"Three Dwarves?"
"...Four??"
"Four... It is that time of the year, is it not this?"
"The festival has returned?"
"And lass Three dwarves is called an apocolypse....for whoever they are mad at"
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Post by: modronlove on Jan 24, 2017, 02:25 PM
Post by: modronlove on Jan 24, 2017, 02:25 PM
*she touches herself*
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Post by: Arya on Jan 26, 2017, 10:32 PM
Post by: Arya on Jan 26, 2017, 10:32 PM
"Yes, that's a good idea. Get drunk, -then- go try to be murdered by orcs."
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Post by: whitespirit on Jan 27, 2017, 03:08 AM
Post by: whitespirit on Jan 27, 2017, 03:08 AM
"By the winged mother, I would have said ... it was a breeze"
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Post by: Hand_of_Banath on Jan 28, 2017, 12:28 AM
Post by: Hand_of_Banath on Jan 28, 2017, 12:28 AM
"Naz-erald"
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Post by: Edge on Jan 29, 2017, 10:54 PM
Post by: Edge on Jan 29, 2017, 10:54 PM
"We didn't know it was until the mushrooms kicked in."
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Post by: Arya on Jan 31, 2017, 01:55 AM
Post by: Arya on Jan 31, 2017, 01:55 AM
"We are all paying ass emeralds."
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Post by: Arya on Feb 04, 2017, 08:13 PM
Post by: Arya on Feb 04, 2017, 08:13 PM
"I have no explosives. Just a hammer and a lot of free time."
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Post by: Deleted on Feb 06, 2017, 11:42 AM
Post by: Deleted on Feb 06, 2017, 11:42 AM
"My dragon parts got chopped off."
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Post by: Arya on Feb 06, 2017, 12:14 PM
Post by: Arya on Feb 06, 2017, 12:14 PM
"I'm...going to go pet my dragon."
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Post by: Arya on Feb 08, 2017, 09:05 PM
Post by: Arya on Feb 08, 2017, 09:05 PM
"Figures a man has to fill the holes."
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Post by: Hand_of_Banath on Feb 11, 2017, 04:10 AM
Post by: Hand_of_Banath on Feb 11, 2017, 04:10 AM
"hurray for the booz'tel'quessir"
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Post by: Arya on Feb 15, 2017, 08:48 PM
Post by: Arya on Feb 15, 2017, 08:48 PM
"Chaotic cranky zombie."
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Post by: Edge on Feb 18, 2017, 08:26 PM
Post by: Edge on Feb 18, 2017, 08:26 PM
"It's not making me crazy anymore."
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Post by: Arya on Feb 18, 2017, 08:47 PM
Post by: Arya on Feb 18, 2017, 08:47 PM
"Better'n one! I can run screamin' for a while!"
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Post by: Arya on Feb 18, 2017, 09:29 PM
Post by: Arya on Feb 18, 2017, 09:29 PM
"It's enhanced wood."
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Post by: Edge on Feb 18, 2017, 09:34 PM
Post by: Edge on Feb 18, 2017, 09:34 PM
"What was that he just said about evil pot pies?"
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Post by: Eredruie on Feb 20, 2017, 04:47 PM
Post by: Eredruie on Feb 20, 2017, 04:47 PM
"Why do you keep touching that nude portrait?"
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Post by: TheGuyThatPlaysAsJames on Feb 23, 2017, 12:05 AM
Post by: TheGuyThatPlaysAsJames on Feb 23, 2017, 12:05 AM
"There's no where on a piano to happily put your dick."
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Post by: ladybug on Feb 24, 2017, 09:14 PM
Post by: ladybug on Feb 24, 2017, 09:14 PM
"She has a point. A gross point. But a point."
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Post by: Arya on Feb 26, 2017, 07:19 PM
Post by: Arya on Feb 26, 2017, 07:19 PM
"The mage needs to die first."
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Post by: Arya on Feb 26, 2017, 11:39 PM
Post by: Arya on Feb 26, 2017, 11:39 PM
"On this day of Re 'en Cormea...Blackie ditched his loving Rothe bride. ;("
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Post by: Arya on Feb 27, 2017, 10:09 PM
Post by: Arya on Feb 27, 2017, 10:09 PM
"If he's one of those who is missing, he's staying missing."
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Post by: Arya on Mar 09, 2017, 12:30 AM
Post by: Arya on Mar 09, 2017, 12:30 AM
"No! Don't! He'll talk again!"
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Post by: Not Batman on Mar 24, 2017, 08:04 PM
Post by: Not Batman on Mar 24, 2017, 08:04 PM
Vince says: I have hundreds of bones. I could bone for days.
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Post by: Edge on Mar 24, 2017, 09:11 PM
Post by: Edge on Mar 24, 2017, 09:11 PM
"Wanna talk crime when I'm up."
"Hi NSA."
"Hi NSA."
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Post by: Arya on Mar 25, 2017, 06:10 AM
Post by: Arya on Mar 25, 2017, 06:10 AM
"Just touch it already."
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Post by: Arya on Mar 26, 2017, 08:31 PM
Post by: Arya on Mar 26, 2017, 08:31 PM
"Please take that hammer everywhere with you."
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Post by: Arya on Mar 26, 2017, 08:44 PM
Post by: Arya on Mar 26, 2017, 08:44 PM
"*He held like no man had held before.*"
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Post by: Arya on Mar 26, 2017, 09:15 PM
Post by: Arya on Mar 26, 2017, 09:15 PM
"I see a hammer opportunity."
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Post by: Arya on Apr 05, 2017, 09:27 PM
Post by: Arya on Apr 05, 2017, 09:27 PM
"This had better be worth that doorknob."
"I am debating being naked again."
"I am debating being naked again."
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Post by: Arya on Apr 07, 2017, 10:51 PM
Post by: Arya on Apr 07, 2017, 10:51 PM
"You wouldn't happen to have any helms or clothing...?"
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Post by: Eredruie on Apr 08, 2017, 05:28 PM
Post by: Eredruie on Apr 08, 2017, 05:28 PM
*feels along the length of it, wondering if it's fluffy!*
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Post by: Arya on Apr 21, 2017, 11:52 PM
Post by: Arya on Apr 21, 2017, 11:52 PM
"You trade treasure by stabbing it many times."
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Post by: Arya on Apr 22, 2017, 11:58 PM
Post by: Arya on Apr 22, 2017, 11:58 PM
"Blackie is a magical girl confirmed."
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Post by: Edge on Apr 23, 2017, 11:30 AM
Post by: Edge on Apr 23, 2017, 11:30 AM
"And I hurt myself on a metal rooster."
"You did."
"You killed it, though."
"You did."
"You killed it, though."
Title: Out-Of-Context D&D Quotes: CD Edition
Post by: Arya on Apr 23, 2017, 09:28 PM
Post by: Arya on Apr 23, 2017, 09:28 PM
"Do not touch that sword. It does miserable things."
Title: Out-Of-Context D&D Quotes: CD Edition
Post by: Mystic Warden on Apr 24, 2017, 09:24 AM
Post by: Mystic Warden on Apr 24, 2017, 09:24 AM
"Zhentlmen."
Title: Out-Of-Context D&D Quotes: CD Edition
Post by: Edge on May 06, 2017, 08:37 PM
Post by: Edge on May 06, 2017, 08:37 PM
"... so she can get her bulky butt over the chasm of creamy demise."
Title: Out-Of-Context D&D Quotes: CD Edition
Post by: Edge on May 06, 2017, 08:38 PM
Post by: Edge on May 06, 2017, 08:38 PM
"Goodbye, candy vampire! ... How do you taste?"
Title: Out-Of-Context D&D Quotes: CD Edition
Post by: ladybug on May 06, 2017, 08:39 PM
Post by: ladybug on May 06, 2017, 08:39 PM
"We've successfully wiped out a new form of life whose main crime was eating candy!"
Title: Out-Of-Context D&D Quotes: CD Edition
Post by: Arya on May 08, 2017, 09:27 PM
Post by: Arya on May 08, 2017, 09:27 PM
"It's got glow balls."
Title: Out-Of-Context D&D Quotes: CD Edition
Post by: Edge on May 12, 2017, 07:30 PM
Post by: Edge on May 12, 2017, 07:30 PM
"I can't decide if I'm pissed or despairing so I'm going for both! I call it pisspair!"
Title: Out-Of-Context D&D Quotes: CD Edition
Post by: Arya on May 21, 2017, 12:05 PM
Post by: Arya on May 21, 2017, 12:05 PM
"He publishes a book with a character [allegedly] like me, but with a more ridiculous figure."
"I have 'loth blood on my tits."
"I have 'loth blood on my tits."
Title: Out-Of-Context D&D Quotes: CD Edition
Post by: Arya on May 26, 2017, 12:31 AM
Post by: Arya on May 26, 2017, 12:31 AM
"...A string of syllables just attacked me."
Title: Out-Of-Context D&D Quotes: CD Edition
Post by: Arya on May 29, 2017, 12:22 PM
Post by: Arya on May 29, 2017, 12:22 PM
"Let's go and say hi. With pointy things."
Title: Out-Of-Context D&D Quotes: CD Edition
Post by: ladybug on May 29, 2017, 06:56 PM
Post by: ladybug on May 29, 2017, 06:56 PM
...DO NOT WRITE ME AS A SERVANT TO THE FIREHAIR.
Title: Out-Of-Context D&D Quotes: CD Edition
Post by: Edge on Jun 06, 2017, 08:36 PM
Post by: Edge on Jun 06, 2017, 08:36 PM
"... and bring their delicious healing assets back."
Title: Out-Of-Context D&D Quotes: CD Edition
Post by: Mystic Warden on Jun 08, 2017, 06:11 AM
Post by: Mystic Warden on Jun 08, 2017, 06:11 AM
"I am going more into portals than to the privy..."
Title: Out-Of-Context D&D Quotes: CD Edition
Post by: Arya on Jun 09, 2017, 04:31 PM
Post by: Arya on Jun 09, 2017, 04:31 PM
"...There's a walking explosion."
Title: Out-Of-Context D&D Quotes: CD Edition
Post by: Arya on Jun 10, 2017, 07:38 PM
Post by: Arya on Jun 10, 2017, 07:38 PM
"It has some quality to it that makes me want to squash it with the biggest blunt object I can find."
Title: Out-Of-Context D&D Quotes: CD Edition
Post by: Edge on Jun 16, 2017, 08:09 PM
Post by: Edge on Jun 16, 2017, 08:09 PM
"Places like these. They have what is called a 'Homeowner's Association'. It is, eh... a Baatezu concept."
Title: Out-Of-Context D&D Quotes: CD Edition
Post by: Arya on Jun 17, 2017, 08:18 PM
Post by: Arya on Jun 17, 2017, 08:18 PM
"*Flashes the door*"
Title: Out-Of-Context D&D Quotes: CD Edition
Post by: Arya on Jun 17, 2017, 10:42 PM
Post by: Arya on Jun 17, 2017, 10:42 PM
"It's worse in armor. Believe me."
Title: Out-Of-Context D&D Quotes: CD Edition
Post by: Arya on Jun 17, 2017, 11:05 PM
Post by: Arya on Jun 17, 2017, 11:05 PM
Priest (possessed by an RJ): "*Trident to the face. Worse than being clotheslined.*"
Title: Out-Of-Context D&D Quotes: CD Edition
Post by: Arya on Jun 17, 2017, 11:13 PM
Post by: Arya on Jun 17, 2017, 11:13 PM
"What the HELLS is that thing?!"
"Dead, yes?"
"Dead, yes?"
Title: Out-Of-Context D&D Quotes: CD Edition
Post by: Arya on Jun 25, 2017, 12:58 PM
Post by: Arya on Jun 25, 2017, 12:58 PM
"Hey. Cool. Free whore house. *Click.*"
Title: Out-Of-Context D&D Quotes: CD Edition
Post by: Goat on Jun 26, 2017, 07:55 PM
Post by: Goat on Jun 26, 2017, 07:55 PM
Not on CD, but from a pen and paper game this evening:
"Wait, what are we supposed to be doing with the whores??"
"Wait, what are we supposed to be doing with the whores??"
Title: Out-Of-Context D&D Quotes: CD Edition
Post by: Mystic Warden on Jul 15, 2017, 04:19 PM
Post by: Mystic Warden on Jul 15, 2017, 04:19 PM
"-Ohhh... just let me prepare a spell, I can fix this.
-And this is how some disaster usually begins... Exactly with those words."
-And this is how some disaster usually begins... Exactly with those words."
Title: Out-Of-Context D&D Quotes: CD Edition
Post by: acleverpun on Jul 17, 2017, 12:16 PM
Post by: acleverpun on Jul 17, 2017, 12:16 PM
"She must have apples in that armor."
Title: Out-Of-Context D&D Quotes: CD Edition
Post by: ladybug on Jul 17, 2017, 09:46 PM
Post by: ladybug on Jul 17, 2017, 09:46 PM
"Let's go frame a man for a crime he did commit."
Title: Out-Of-Context D&D Quotes: CD Edition
Post by: ladybug on Jul 26, 2017, 10:05 PM
Post by: ladybug on Jul 26, 2017, 10:05 PM
I AM GOING TO KILL YOU SO HARD, YOU'LL DIE TO DEATH.
Title: Out-Of-Context D&D Quotes: CD Edition
Post by: Edge on Aug 25, 2017, 10:14 PM
Post by: Edge on Aug 25, 2017, 10:14 PM
"Someone left their skin here by the gnome."
"... only on CD."
"... only on CD."
Title: Out-Of-Context D&D Quotes: CD Edition
Post by: Arya on Aug 26, 2017, 04:41 PM
Post by: Arya on Aug 26, 2017, 04:41 PM
"Why are people here throwing paper around?"
Title: Out-Of-Context D&D Quotes: CD Edition
Post by: Edge on Sep 21, 2017, 12:17 PM
Post by: Edge on Sep 21, 2017, 12:17 PM
"If the world ends Saturday I will be very annoyed. I haven't finished the new Metroid yet."
Title: Out-Of-Context D&D Quotes: CD Edition
Post by: Mystic Warden on Oct 03, 2017, 01:53 PM
Post by: Mystic Warden on Oct 03, 2017, 01:53 PM
Not from CD, but hilarious (click on it to enlarge):
Title: Out-Of-Context D&D Quotes: CD Edition
Post by: Arya on Oct 14, 2017, 04:53 PM
Post by: Arya on Oct 14, 2017, 04:53 PM
"Holy oil...the kind that makes you go 'oh gods' when you use it?"
Title: Out-Of-Context D&D Quotes: CD Edition
Post by: Arya on Oct 15, 2017, 11:56 PM
Post by: Arya on Oct 15, 2017, 11:56 PM
"But I am married...Married and sore, now."
Title: Out-Of-Context D&D Quotes: CD Edition
Post by: Edge on Oct 16, 2017, 08:38 PM
Post by: Edge on Oct 16, 2017, 08:38 PM
"Oops, forgot to turn my butt on."
Title: Out-Of-Context D&D Quotes: CD Edition
Post by: Edge on Oct 22, 2017, 01:04 PM
Post by: Edge on Oct 22, 2017, 01:04 PM
"I smite undead and I cannot lie
You other clerics can't deny
When a lich walks in with no flesh upon his waist
And a soulgem in your face, he gets stung"
You other clerics can't deny
When a lich walks in with no flesh upon his waist
And a soulgem in your face, he gets stung"
Title: Out-Of-Context D&D Quotes: CD Edition
Post by: ladybug on Oct 22, 2017, 01:44 PM
Post by: ladybug on Oct 22, 2017, 01:44 PM
Can we not add Demiplane of Nightmare to the list of holiday destinations?
Title: Out-Of-Context D&D Quotes: CD Edition
Post by: Edge on Oct 29, 2017, 03:04 PM
Post by: Edge on Oct 29, 2017, 03:04 PM
"Wakey wakey... do elves even eat bacon? Eggs and some vegetarian blasphemy?"
Title: Out-Of-Context D&D Quotes: CD Edition
Post by: Edge on Dec 10, 2017, 03:54 PM
Post by: Edge on Dec 10, 2017, 03:54 PM
"Because of us, that poor king has to do his job today."
Title: Out-Of-Context D&D Quotes: CD Edition
Post by: whitespirit on Jan 15, 2018, 10:39 AM
Post by: whitespirit on Jan 15, 2018, 10:39 AM
*after being offered arborean evermead*
Nayu A'nen: *smiles and shakes her head* I still have to fly... *apologetically
Nayu A'nen: [Tell] I wanna fly high but not *that* high
Nayu A'nen: *smiles and shakes her head* I still have to fly... *apologetically
Nayu A'nen: [Tell] I wanna fly high but not *that* high
Title: Out-Of-Context D&D Quotes: CD Edition
Post by: Valimar Dragonbane on Feb 05, 2018, 10:47 PM
Post by: Valimar Dragonbane on Feb 05, 2018, 10:47 PM
There are days when being Sumest is the best in the world.
Attachments:
Title: Out-Of-Context D&D Quotes: CD Edition
Post by: FirstManDeparted on Feb 05, 2018, 11:36 PM
Post by: FirstManDeparted on Feb 05, 2018, 11:36 PM
What started it.
Title: Out-Of-Context D&D Quotes: CD Edition
Post by: Edge on Feb 12, 2018, 11:13 PM
Post by: Edge on Feb 12, 2018, 11:13 PM
"Have you considered the health benefits of circumcision?"
Title: Out-Of-Context D&D Quotes: CD Edition
Post by: Edge on Feb 12, 2018, 11:14 PM
Post by: Edge on Feb 12, 2018, 11:14 PM
"We must move slowly and together, and with care. Once you fall into the Doom Onion it is your Doom."
Title: Out-Of-Context D&D Quotes: CD Edition
Post by: Arya on Feb 20, 2018, 08:10 AM
Post by: Arya on Feb 20, 2018, 08:10 AM
"Many ogres were punched."
"Let me go get a break and we can go beat up a dragon, get your dress back."
trylobyte
"Let me go get a break and we can go beat up a dragon, get your dress back."
trylobyte
Title: Out-Of-Context D&D Quotes: CD Edition
Post by: Arya on Feb 21, 2018, 10:26 AM
Post by: Arya on Feb 21, 2018, 10:26 AM
Title: Out-Of-Context D&D Quotes: CD Edition
Post by: Arya on Feb 21, 2018, 08:33 PM
Post by: Arya on Feb 21, 2018, 08:33 PM
Title: Out-Of-Context D&D Quotes: CD Edition
Post by: Arya on Feb 22, 2018, 09:53 PM
Post by: Arya on Feb 22, 2018, 09:53 PM
Title: Out-Of-Context D&D Quotes: CD Edition
Post by: Edge on Feb 22, 2018, 10:38 PM
Post by: Edge on Feb 22, 2018, 10:38 PM
"Stabbing 'em in the face is a LOT more satisfying!"
Title: Out-Of-Context D&D Quotes: CD Edition
Post by: Edge on Feb 23, 2018, 10:48 PM
Post by: Edge on Feb 23, 2018, 10:48 PM
"In fairness, I haven't had any scotch since breakfast."
Title: Out-Of-Context D&D Quotes: CD Edition
Post by: modronlove on Feb 24, 2018, 11:40 AM
Post by: modronlove on Feb 24, 2018, 11:40 AM
"Little horns never get the job done"
"I wouldn't know"
"I wouldn't know"
Title: Out-Of-Context D&D Quotes: CD Edition
Post by: Edge on Feb 24, 2018, 09:23 PM
Post by: Edge on Feb 24, 2018, 09:23 PM
"Anyone who objected might of got a fight me bro"
Title: Out-Of-Context D&D Quotes: CD Edition
Post by: Arya on Feb 26, 2018, 09:23 PM
Post by: Arya on Feb 26, 2018, 09:23 PM
Title: Out-Of-Context D&D Quotes: CD Edition
Post by: Arya on Feb 26, 2018, 10:02 PM
Post by: Arya on Feb 26, 2018, 10:02 PM
"Awww, all the loot died."
Title: Out-Of-Context D&D Quotes: CD Edition
Post by: Edge on Mar 16, 2018, 09:01 PM
Post by: Edge on Mar 16, 2018, 09:01 PM
"So, all in favor of not lingering in a shrine to the demon so ugly he needed two faces to hold it all?"
Title: Out-Of-Context D&D Quotes: CD Edition
Post by: Edge on Mar 18, 2018, 01:50 PM
Post by: Edge on Mar 18, 2018, 01:50 PM
"Going from 0 to 60 degrees in the snap of an eye."
Title: Out-Of-Context D&D Quotes: CD Edition
Post by: Edge on Mar 18, 2018, 02:58 PM
Post by: Edge on Mar 18, 2018, 02:58 PM
"Alhazred-senpai, save us."
Title: Out-Of-Context D&D Quotes: CD Edition
Post by: Edge on Mar 22, 2018, 09:03 PM
Post by: Edge on Mar 22, 2018, 09:03 PM
"You are going to have ectoplasm in your socks."
Title: Out-Of-Context D&D Quotes: CD Edition
Post by: Darvins on Mar 27, 2018, 05:07 PM
Post by: Darvins on Mar 27, 2018, 05:07 PM
'Had cocks confused'
Title: Out-Of-Context D&D Quotes: CD Edition
Post by: Edge on Apr 02, 2018, 10:37 PM
Post by: Edge on Apr 02, 2018, 10:37 PM
"What you need is helping cleaning up all the money... traps, I mean."
Title: Out-Of-Context D&D Quotes: CD Edition
Post by: Edge on Apr 12, 2018, 09:57 PM
Post by: Edge on Apr 12, 2018, 09:57 PM
"He's elf-vangelizing."
Title: Out-Of-Context D&D Quotes: CD Edition
Post by: Edge on Apr 13, 2018, 07:52 PM
Post by: Edge on Apr 13, 2018, 07:52 PM
"Huh. If that's the case, I'm a proud whore."
Title: Out-Of-Context D&D Quotes: CD Edition
Post by: Edge on Apr 24, 2018, 11:33 AM
Post by: Edge on Apr 24, 2018, 11:33 AM
"Fleshcastletelquessir"
Title: Out-Of-Context D&D Quotes: CD Edition
Post by: Edge on May 06, 2018, 08:27 PM
Post by: Edge on May 06, 2018, 08:27 PM
"Well, that makes you a popular whore, but a dismal entrepreneur."
Title: Out-Of-Context D&D Quotes: CD Edition
Post by: Edge on Jun 14, 2018, 05:58 PM
Post by: Edge on Jun 14, 2018, 05:58 PM
"Because that's just what you need to do, send a bunch of sexually-pent-up holy warriors with chastity vows into a thirty-way frog orgy. There is no way they're coming back without looking up the really weird porn in five minutes."
Title: Out-Of-Context D&D Quotes: CD Edition
Post by: Edge on Jul 20, 2018, 07:13 PM
Post by: Edge on Jul 20, 2018, 07:13 PM
"At this point I'm just having fun killing people."
Title: Out-Of-Context D&D Quotes: CD Edition
Post by: Edge on Aug 13, 2018, 08:53 PM
Post by: Edge on Aug 13, 2018, 08:53 PM
"Stop messing with the madness water."
Title: Out-Of-Context D&D Quotes: CD Edition
Post by: Edge on Aug 15, 2018, 09:30 PM
Post by: Edge on Aug 15, 2018, 09:30 PM
Autumn
those things vivsect people alive!!!
Edge
All they wanna do is can your brains
ModronLove
LOL
EPIC
Autumn
yeah well I like mine where it is thanks....
ModronLove
They're not being unreasonable
Edge
They're not unreasonable. Its not like they're gonna eat your eyes.
ModronLove
*high fives Edge *
Nuclear Nibbles (Bushy Fro)
Hey Autumn it's Atom, from the office down the hall.
those things vivsect people alive!!!
Edge
All they wanna do is can your brains
ModronLove
LOL
EPIC
Autumn
yeah well I like mine where it is thanks....
ModronLove
They're not being unreasonable
Edge
They're not unreasonable. Its not like they're gonna eat your eyes.
ModronLove
*high fives Edge *
Nuclear Nibbles (Bushy Fro)
Hey Autumn it's Atom, from the office down the hall.
Title: Out-Of-Context D&D Quotes: CD Edition
Post by: ladybug on Aug 17, 2018, 07:35 PM
Post by: ladybug on Aug 17, 2018, 07:35 PM
Pin the stability on the donkey, got it.
Title: Out-Of-Context D&D Quotes: CD Edition
Post by: acleverpun on Oct 21, 2018, 01:40 PM
Post by: acleverpun on Oct 21, 2018, 01:40 PM
"Hamatulas are ducks"
Title: Out-Of-Context D&D Quotes: CD Edition
Post by: Arya on Oct 24, 2018, 09:12 PM
Post by: Arya on Oct 24, 2018, 09:12 PM
"Snaketits."
Title: Out-Of-Context D&D Quotes: CD Edition
Post by: Edge on Nov 08, 2018, 09:56 PM
Post by: Edge on Nov 08, 2018, 09:56 PM
Not D&D or NWN based, but still epic enough and hilarious enough out of context it needs to be posted. Also this thread needs a bump.
"I should just start bombing my farm instead."
"I should just start bombing my farm instead."
Title: Out-Of-Context D&D Quotes: CD Edition
Post by: Edge on Dec 06, 2018, 08:48 PM
Post by: Edge on Dec 06, 2018, 08:48 PM
"Logic. My one weakness."
Title: Out-Of-Context D&D Quotes: CD Edition
Post by: Edge on Dec 06, 2018, 09:18 PM
Post by: Edge on Dec 06, 2018, 09:18 PM
"Having you around is like having a small shield that I don't have to pay attention to."
Title: Out-Of-Context D&D Quotes: CD Edition
Post by: Hand_of_Banath on Dec 30, 2018, 11:16 AM
Post by: Hand_of_Banath on Dec 30, 2018, 11:16 AM
"Welcome to the blood war"
Title: Out-Of-Context D&D Quotes: CD Edition
Post by: Edge on Jan 06, 2019, 02:48 PM
Post by: Edge on Jan 06, 2019, 02:48 PM
"I don't know what the hell 'physics' is, but I'll drink to it."
Title: Out-Of-Context D&D Quotes: CD Edition
Post by: Edge on Jan 06, 2019, 03:09 PM
Post by: Edge on Jan 06, 2019, 03:09 PM
"Your reward is 404 xp but we couldn't find it."
Title: Out-Of-Context D&D Quotes: CD Edition
Post by: ladybug on Jan 11, 2019, 09:21 PM
Post by: ladybug on Jan 11, 2019, 09:21 PM
What is warfare if not full-contact negotiation?
Title: Out-Of-Context D&D Quotes: CD Edition
Post by: Edge on Jan 27, 2019, 10:34 PM
Post by: Edge on Jan 27, 2019, 10:34 PM
"Were some old halfling legs that did too. I removed them."
Title: Out-Of-Context D&D Quotes: CD Edition
Post by: modronlove on Mar 14, 2019, 08:56 PM
Post by: modronlove on Mar 14, 2019, 08:56 PM
Good job on the rear, EL.
Title: Out-Of-Context D&D Quotes: CD Edition
Post by: Edge on Apr 18, 2019, 10:41 PM
Post by: Edge on Apr 18, 2019, 10:41 PM
"If we run into any Mi-Go I wonder if I can get them to sign my book."
Title: Out-Of-Context D&D Quotes: CD Edition
Post by: Edge on Jun 02, 2019, 03:09 PM
Post by: Edge on Jun 02, 2019, 03:09 PM
"This is why you don't petrify your whole city. It fucks up your commute something awful. ... I'm sorry, should I have had a less Lawful Evil response for that?"
Title: Out-Of-Context D&D Quotes: CD Edition
Post by: modronlove on Jan 17, 2021, 01:54 PM
Post by: modronlove on Jan 17, 2021, 01:54 PM
"Get off her asshole"
"My butt is now skeleton free"
"My butt is now skeleton free"
Title: Out-Of-Context D&D Quotes: CD Edition
Post by: emberambra on Dec 14, 2022, 02:11 AM
Post by: emberambra on Dec 14, 2022, 02:11 AM
"I grapple the guard's neck with my handcuffs"
Title: Out-Of-Context D&D Quotes: CD Edition
Post by: Edge on Dec 14, 2022, 02:53 PM
Post by: Edge on Dec 14, 2022, 02:53 PM
"Kill the babies!"