A Christian, a jew, a muslim, a Chineese and a blond woman walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says: "Wait now, is it a joke?"
Three men walk into a bar. You'd have thought one of them would have seen it.
I tried to get some drinks last night but I couldn't. They raised the bar too high.
A golem walks into a bar. He walks through one wall, through the other side, and keeps going.
An Irishman walks into a bar.
A German walks into a bar in France, they surrender.