Awwww... He looks so wonderful in fall colors! I know he's not for sale, but could we borrow him for a short while? Like... forever?
NOOOOOOO! =O.O= HE'S MINE! *Is totally worth flaming for.* XD
So, what you're saying is that he comes with an adult human. Hm... Might be worth it.
I hear you like doge photos. Have you ever wondered what a potato looks like?

Awwww... I want to harass it so badly.
Is that a dog? Looks more like a couch potato. =3