Title: Screenshot Threat
Post by: Edge on Dec 13, 2013, 12:58 PM
Post by: Edge on Dec 13, 2013, 12:58 PM
Because you know it's gonna always be a thing.
Let's get this started with a few reruns
Let's get this started with a few reruns
Title: Screenshot Threat
Post by: onivel on Dec 15, 2013, 01:03 PM
Post by: onivel on Dec 15, 2013, 01:03 PM
The real reason behind S'ithus's disappearance
Little known induction rights of the Sharran's
A typical mother daughter moment between Cece ( aka Badhbh ) and Momma Adri
Nothing can be that happy
No matter what she says, remember this...
Little known induction rights of the Sharran's
A typical mother daughter moment between Cece ( aka Badhbh ) and Momma Adri
Nothing can be that happy
No matter what she says, remember this...
Title: Screenshot Threat
Post by: The Red Mage on Dec 15, 2013, 03:19 PM
Post by: The Red Mage on Dec 15, 2013, 03:19 PM
The timing!
Title: Screenshot Threat
Post by: Garage Trashcan on Dec 23, 2013, 09:09 AM
Post by: Garage Trashcan on Dec 23, 2013, 09:09 AM
Not mine, but this is totally along the lines of what Nikolai might look like.
Title: Screenshot Threat
Post by: onivel on Dec 31, 2013, 04:45 PM
Post by: onivel on Dec 31, 2013, 04:45 PM
Rarely seen picture of a young Hydaro undergoing training...
Title: Screenshot Threat
Post by: ThayanKnight on Jan 01, 2014, 03:11 PM
Post by: ThayanKnight on Jan 01, 2014, 03:11 PM
Title: Screenshot Threat
Post by: Arya on Jan 11, 2014, 10:47 PM
Post by: Arya on Jan 11, 2014, 10:47 PM
A very old set of stuff, that I found very hillarious at the time it happened. It makes me miss some players who used to be around. Some of the screens are missing, but still worth sharing.
Title: Screenshot Threat
Post by: Arya on Jan 11, 2014, 10:55 PM
Post by: Arya on Jan 11, 2014, 10:55 PM
I think Edge initially posted this, but I may as well make a fool of myself again with my horrible typos. <.< Ah...back when I was in grad school.
And, right in my last years in my undergraduate. Boy, I am feeling a little older now. >.>
And last but not leeaaassstttt....a conversation that I observed in game while DMing.
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Lady of Pain: *Galdern hears a female voice, one that is all too familiar to him.* GALDERN! You will not hear the -end- of it.
Galdern: *He freezes, as if he saw a ghost.*
Arandir: Is that...the matron?
Galdern: Worse than the Matron... My mother.
And, right in my last years in my undergraduate. Boy, I am feeling a little older now. >.>
And last but not leeaaassstttt....a conversation that I observed in game while DMing.
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Lady of Pain: *Galdern hears a female voice, one that is all too familiar to him.* GALDERN! You will not hear the -end- of it.
Galdern: *He freezes, as if he saw a ghost.*
Arandir: Is that...the matron?
Galdern: Worse than the Matron... My mother.
Title: Screenshot Threat
Post by: Arya on Jan 11, 2014, 11:09 PM
Post by: Arya on Jan 11, 2014, 11:09 PM
...I am so going to sound like a narcissist for posting this, but it is moments like this that make me miss DMing. <.<
Title: Screenshot Threat
Post by: Darvins on Jan 11, 2014, 11:10 PM
Post by: Darvins on Jan 11, 2014, 11:10 PM
And last but not leeaaassstttt....a conversation that I observed in game while DMing.
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Lady of Pain: *Galdern hears a female voice, one that is all too familiar to him.* GALDERN! You will not hear the -end- of it.
Galdern: *He freezes, as if he saw a ghost.*
Arandir: Is that...the matron?
Galdern: Worse than the Matron... My mother.
Title: Screenshot Threat
Post by: onivel on Feb 05, 2014, 07:28 PM
Post by: onivel on Feb 05, 2014, 07:28 PM
Dwarven Dining at its finest
Title: Screenshot Threat
Post by: Arya on Feb 05, 2014, 08:09 PM
Post by: Arya on Feb 05, 2014, 08:09 PM
Soon I will have the screenshots of Geno taking a bath. *Wink*
Title: Screenshot Threat
Post by: Arya on Feb 07, 2014, 01:04 AM
Post by: Arya on Feb 07, 2014, 01:04 AM
Ladies and gentlemen...
I present you, what happens when Geno is trying to take a bath.
...Let us take a peek at a session, where Geno is taking a bath...
BWAHAHAHAHAHA.
I present you, what happens when Geno is trying to take a bath.
...Let us take a peek at a session, where Geno is taking a bath...
BWAHAHAHAHAHA.
Title: Screenshot Threat
Post by: Arya on Feb 07, 2014, 03:47 AM
Post by: Arya on Feb 07, 2014, 03:47 AM
When people talk about Mojo, they REALLY talk about MOJO...
Title: Screenshot Threat
Post by: morwen on Feb 08, 2014, 05:10 PM
Post by: morwen on Feb 08, 2014, 05:10 PM
Stay tuned for the bath of 2015....
Title: Screenshot Threat
Post by: Arya on Feb 09, 2014, 11:39 AM
Post by: Arya on Feb 09, 2014, 11:39 AM
IT WAS ONLY A WEEK! HE DIDN'T NEED A BATH YET!
<.<
Anyhow...
A little inside look at what people -really- discuss on this server...I will only quote George Takei and go...
"...Oh Myyy."
<.<
Anyhow...
A little inside look at what people -really- discuss on this server...I will only quote George Takei and go...
"...Oh Myyy."
Title: Screenshot Threat
Post by: Garage Trashcan on Feb 10, 2014, 09:27 AM
Post by: Garage Trashcan on Feb 10, 2014, 09:27 AM
A SECOND RAVENSHADOW?
WHAT IS THIS BLASPHEMY?
WHAT IS THIS BLASPHEMY?
Title: Screenshot Threat
Post by: The Red Mage on Feb 10, 2014, 09:53 AM
Post by: The Red Mage on Feb 10, 2014, 09:53 AM
CD OOC Chat: PG 13
CD Skype Chat: NC-17
CD Skype Chat: NC-17
Title: Screenshot Threat
Post by: Arya on Feb 10, 2014, 11:12 AM
Post by: Arya on Feb 10, 2014, 11:12 AM
Ahahahaha. Nice, Red Mage. :-D
Postscript: And Demonic? <.< Second? You should meet Daeatria's brother. Bwahahaha.
Postscript: And Demonic? <.< Second? You should meet Daeatria's brother. Bwahahaha.
Title: Screenshot Threat
Post by: Darvins on Feb 10, 2014, 11:13 AM
Post by: Darvins on Feb 10, 2014, 11:13 AM
Two? He thinks there are only two? The poor man he needs be... enlightened. Did no one tell him of the new Server policy, all are Ravenshadows now.
Title: Screenshot Threat
Post by: Dismus on Feb 10, 2014, 11:30 AM
Post by: Dismus on Feb 10, 2014, 11:30 AM
Two? He thinks there are only two? The poor man he needs be... enlightened. Did no one tell him of the new Server policy, all are Ravenshadows now.
Title: Screenshot Threat
Post by: Arya on Feb 10, 2014, 11:37 AM
Post by: Arya on Feb 10, 2014, 11:37 AM
Bwahahaha.
Title: Screenshot Threat
Post by: Garage Trashcan on Feb 11, 2014, 08:49 AM
Post by: Garage Trashcan on Feb 11, 2014, 08:49 AM
Well, Felix was always a Ravenshadow >.>
Title: Screenshot Threat
Post by: Deleted on Feb 17, 2014, 01:17 AM
Post by: Deleted on Feb 17, 2014, 01:17 AM
Well, this is why Rhea keeps buying Firewhiskey. >.>
Title: Screenshot Threat
Post by: Ebola Lola on Feb 17, 2014, 03:38 AM
Post by: Ebola Lola on Feb 17, 2014, 03:38 AM
Ooo good laugh before bed 
... Dae.. What bush XD hehehehehe
... Dae.. What bush XD hehehehehe
Title: Screenshot Threat
Post by: Arya on Feb 24, 2014, 01:13 AM
Post by: Arya on Feb 24, 2014, 01:13 AM
This is what happens when Daeatria talks about the lack of suitable elven gentlemen amongst the adventuring population... Alameth has found the solution to all the problems the elves have been suffering for so many years!
Title: Screenshot Threat
Post by: The Red Mage on Feb 24, 2014, 11:43 AM
Post by: The Red Mage on Feb 24, 2014, 11:43 AM
Keven takes offense to that.
Title: Screenshot Threat
Post by: dagesh on Apr 18, 2014, 03:27 PM
Post by: dagesh on Apr 18, 2014, 03:27 PM
Title: Screenshot Threat
Post by: Arya on Apr 18, 2014, 05:05 PM
Post by: Arya on Apr 18, 2014, 05:05 PM
xD Ouch. Poor Elf!
Title: Screenshot Threat
Post by: allatum on Apr 19, 2014, 02:34 AM
Post by: allatum on Apr 19, 2014, 02:34 AM
Title: Screenshot Threat
Post by: Arya on Apr 19, 2014, 08:25 AM
Post by: Arya on Apr 19, 2014, 08:25 AM
xD
Bwahahaha.
Bwahahaha.
Title: Screenshot Threat
Post by: oarthias on Apr 29, 2014, 03:47 PM
Post by: oarthias on Apr 29, 2014, 03:47 PM
Yes... this happened....
Title: Screenshot Threat
Post by: modronlove on Apr 29, 2014, 04:11 PM
Post by: modronlove on Apr 29, 2014, 04:11 PM
did he see it coming?
Title: Screenshot Threat
Post by: Arya on Apr 29, 2014, 06:10 PM
Post by: Arya on Apr 29, 2014, 06:10 PM
Oh dear.
xD
Sincerely,
Arya
xD
Sincerely,
Arya
Title: Screenshot Threat
Post by: sinisteromnibus on Apr 29, 2014, 07:49 PM
Post by: sinisteromnibus on Apr 29, 2014, 07:49 PM
Tavaris no longer doubts her!
Title: Screenshot Threat
Post by: enarian123 on Apr 29, 2014, 10:09 PM
Post by: enarian123 on Apr 29, 2014, 10:09 PM
Claiming my work!
Title: Screenshot Threat
Post by: Arya on May 08, 2014, 02:21 AM
Post by: Arya on May 08, 2014, 02:21 AM
This...my friends, is what a date between Sumest and Daeatria looks like.
Thank you for all the fish. <.<
In Highmoon, they went to the Rising Moon. After all, what place was there to spend a dinner and quiet evening in the lovely city of human and elven culture?
Thank you for all the fish. <.<
In Highmoon, they went to the Rising Moon. After all, what place was there to spend a dinner and quiet evening in the lovely city of human and elven culture?
Title: Screenshot Threat
Post by: Arya on May 08, 2014, 02:30 AM
Post by: Arya on May 08, 2014, 02:30 AM
And so, they settle in their room, having their own quiet space...only for...This, to happen.
Oh la-la. A dwarf then shows up...Only for them to find....
The End. Nothing more to see here, folks!
...Unless Casanunda does, indeed, reach Arabel. Which then I must say...
Men of the city, beware!
Bwahahaha.
Title: Screenshot Threat
Post by: Arya on May 08, 2014, 07:47 PM
Post by: Arya on May 08, 2014, 07:47 PM
Valdis knows exactly what the internet is for...
Title: Screenshot Threat
Post by: Garage Trashcan on May 19, 2014, 09:04 AM
Post by: Garage Trashcan on May 19, 2014, 09:04 AM
Insert random pics of Felix:
Title: Screenshot Threat
Post by: Deleted on Dec 11, 2014, 12:05 PM
Post by: Deleted on Dec 11, 2014, 12:05 PM
Title: Screenshot Threat
Post by: Deleted on Dec 18, 2014, 04:05 PM
Post by: Deleted on Dec 18, 2014, 04:05 PM
Brought to you by Voss... the Pretty Prismatic Fashion Show.
Title: Screenshot Threat
Post by: sinisteromnibus on Dec 18, 2014, 04:06 PM
Post by: sinisteromnibus on Dec 18, 2014, 04:06 PM
Dec 18, 2014 16:05:21 GMT -5 @belladonna said:
Brought to you by Voss... the Pretty Prismatic Fashion Show.
Title: Screenshot Threat
Post by: on Dec 19, 2014, 02:54 AM
Post by: on Dec 19, 2014, 02:54 AM
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha! I'm dying here. or is that the whiskey, or both?
Title: Screenshot Threat
Post by: threeguesses on Feb 11, 2015, 09:50 AM
Post by: threeguesses on Feb 11, 2015, 09:50 AM
I needed a distraction, so I wanted to see just what I could do with Rashan if I really tried.
It seems I underestimated him a little, all this time.
It seems I underestimated him a little, all this time.
Title: Screenshot Threat
Post by: on Feb 11, 2015, 01:16 PM
Post by: on Feb 11, 2015, 01:16 PM
I was there! I'm a witness!
Title: Screenshot Threat
Post by: Garage Trashcan on Feb 11, 2015, 04:36 PM
Post by: Garage Trashcan on Feb 11, 2015, 04:36 PM
[Redacted because I'm a massive douchenozzle.]
Title: Screenshot Threat
Post by: threeguesses on Feb 11, 2015, 07:29 PM
Post by: threeguesses on Feb 11, 2015, 07:29 PM
You know, I hope that if you are ever having a really rough day after losing a beloved family member, and you do some small thing just to distract yourself, someone doesn't come to you with some two year old passive aggressive bullshit like this and take a shot at it.
Because it's petty as hell.
I'd say I appreciate it, but I don't want sarcasm to be misunderstood.
Because it's petty as hell.
I'd say I appreciate it, but I don't want sarcasm to be misunderstood.
Title: Screenshot Threat
Post by: Edge on Feb 14, 2015, 10:23 PM
Post by: Edge on Feb 14, 2015, 10:23 PM
Title: Screenshot Threat
Post by: Edge on Feb 14, 2015, 11:27 PM
Post by: Edge on Feb 14, 2015, 11:27 PM
Title: Screenshot Threat
Post by: Arya on Feb 15, 2015, 02:14 AM
Post by: Arya on Feb 15, 2015, 02:14 AM
Screening this has shown me I have done my job as a DM (or have I? ;-)).
Title: Screenshot Threat
Post by: ladybug on Feb 15, 2015, 07:56 PM
Post by: ladybug on Feb 15, 2015, 07:56 PM
Title: Screenshot Threat
Post by: Edge on Feb 16, 2015, 06:44 PM
Post by: Edge on Feb 16, 2015, 06:44 PM
Title: Screenshot Threat
Post by: Calabask on Mar 08, 2015, 08:35 PM
Post by: Calabask on Mar 08, 2015, 08:35 PM
After many warning to Vincent about my vengeance for rick rolling, one April Fools day, I struck. This was how his log in screen looked.
Title: Screenshot Threat
Post by: Vincent07 on Mar 08, 2015, 10:04 PM
Post by: Vincent07 on Mar 08, 2015, 10:04 PM
And that is why you don't have access anymore. >_<
Title: Screenshot Threat
Post by: Calabask on Mar 09, 2015, 12:01 AM
Post by: Calabask on Mar 09, 2015, 12:01 AM
My strike was approved! Pretty sure at least and I had access after that!
Title: Screenshot Threat
Post by: Vincent07 on Mar 09, 2015, 10:56 PM
Post by: Vincent07 on Mar 09, 2015, 10:56 PM
Rashan simplifies "love" for a Drow:
Title: Screenshot Threat
Post by: thorien on May 30, 2015, 07:22 AM
Post by: thorien on May 30, 2015, 07:22 AM
On the sidenote, Vince, what happened to your NwN fonts? They look good!
Title: Screenshot Threat
Post by: Edge on Jun 21, 2015, 12:02 PM
Post by: Edge on Jun 21, 2015, 12:02 PM
From last night's event. Twig's apparently been a misbehaving child and Aunt Andi has to punish him.
Later, Clockwork seems to have tapped into some underlying reactions. Well, no one ever said the fey were picky...
Later, Clockwork seems to have tapped into some underlying reactions. Well, no one ever said the fey were picky...
Title: Screenshot Threat
Post by: ClockworkMayhem on Jun 21, 2015, 08:16 PM
Post by: ClockworkMayhem on Jun 21, 2015, 08:16 PM
In my defense, Valerian is a very pretty boy! It was an honest mistake!
Title: Screenshot Threat
Post by: onivel on Jun 21, 2015, 08:32 PM
Post by: onivel on Jun 21, 2015, 08:32 PM
I miss all the good ones!
Title: Screenshot Threat
Post by: TheGuyThatPlaysAsJames on Jun 21, 2015, 08:42 PM
Post by: TheGuyThatPlaysAsJames on Jun 21, 2015, 08:42 PM
The babies that Galen and Valerian would have created would have been Shrek-levels of Lovecraftian horror.
Title: Screenshot Threat
Post by: ClockworkMayhem on Jun 21, 2015, 09:01 PM
Post by: ClockworkMayhem on Jun 21, 2015, 09:01 PM
What can I say? I go all out. If I'm gonna horrify people, I'm not gonna half-ass it.
Title: Screenshot Threat
Post by: ladybug on Sep 13, 2015, 12:36 AM
Post by: ladybug on Sep 13, 2015, 12:36 AM
Title: Screenshot Threat
Post by: ladybug on Oct 07, 2015, 08:13 PM
Post by: ladybug on Oct 07, 2015, 08:13 PM
Title: Screenshot Threat
Post by: realityjumper on Oct 26, 2015, 07:27 PM
Post by: realityjumper on Oct 26, 2015, 07:27 PM
Woo! Lena's habit is spreading!
Title: Screenshot Threat
Post by: ladybug on Nov 14, 2015, 08:19 PM
Post by: ladybug on Nov 14, 2015, 08:19 PM
Title: Screenshot Threat
Post by: enarian123 on Dec 11, 2015, 11:02 AM
Post by: enarian123 on Dec 11, 2015, 11:02 AM
Title: Screenshot Threat
Post by: Arya on Jan 07, 2016, 11:26 PM
Post by: Arya on Jan 07, 2016, 11:26 PM
The timing of this one was impeccable. >.<
Title: Screenshot Threat
Post by: aimwo4 on Jan 25, 2016, 07:22 PM
Post by: aimwo4 on Jan 25, 2016, 07:22 PM
Some recent adventures.
Attachments:
Title: Screenshot Threat
Post by: Arya on Jan 29, 2016, 10:57 PM
Post by: Arya on Jan 29, 2016, 10:57 PM
An old gem from the past...Courtesy of HotRod, one of our local comic reliefs.
I cannot upload it on photobucket right now due to maintenance, but here is the imgur piece.
imgur.com/a/LIgN3
I cannot upload it on photobucket right now due to maintenance, but here is the imgur piece.
imgur.com/a/LIgN3
Title: Screenshot Threat
Post by: Edge on Jan 29, 2016, 11:14 PM
Post by: Edge on Jan 29, 2016, 11:14 PM
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW. ROFL
Title: Screenshot Threat
Post by: destinysdesire on Jan 29, 2016, 11:35 PM
Post by: destinysdesire on Jan 29, 2016, 11:35 PM
Wow...really need more of that
Title: Screenshot Threat
Post by: Yaldabaoth on Jan 30, 2016, 12:29 AM
Post by: Yaldabaoth on Jan 30, 2016, 12:29 AM
That particular character had a problem with Sune. So he took it on himself to destroy beautiful things. He also (unsuccessfully) attempted to explode the cherry tree, threw paint on vain adventurers, and went around punching flowers.
Title: Screenshot Threat
Post by: Arya on Jan 30, 2016, 12:41 AM
Post by: Arya on Jan 30, 2016, 12:41 AM
Also apologize in advance at the duplicates. 
That was weird.
Best,
Arya
That was weird.Best,
Arya
Title: Screenshot Threat
Post by: aimwo4 on Feb 06, 2016, 04:57 PM
Post by: aimwo4 on Feb 06, 2016, 04:57 PM
Recent scenes.
Attachments:
Title: Screenshot Threat
Post by: aimwo4 on Feb 06, 2016, 04:58 PM
Post by: aimwo4 on Feb 06, 2016, 04:58 PM
More fun.
Attachments:
Title: Screenshot Threat
Post by: aimwo4 on Feb 06, 2016, 06:47 PM
Post by: aimwo4 on Feb 06, 2016, 06:47 PM
Title: Screenshot Threat
Post by: Ryoko Honda on Mar 06, 2016, 09:52 PM
Post by: Ryoko Honda on Mar 06, 2016, 09:52 PM
*EPIC DODGE!!*
Title: Screenshot Threat
Post by: Ogre Time Yay on Mar 11, 2016, 11:02 AM
Post by: Ogre Time Yay on Mar 11, 2016, 11:02 AM
*EPIC DOGE!!*
Title: Screenshot Threat
Post by: destinysdesire on Mar 11, 2016, 02:29 PM
Post by: destinysdesire on Mar 11, 2016, 02:29 PM
That moment when....Oh Shit....is the only thing on your mind...
Title: Screenshot Threat
Post by: Ogre Time Yay on Apr 01, 2016, 07:44 PM
Post by: Ogre Time Yay on Apr 01, 2016, 07:44 PM
When James and Hydaro decided to test the Frost Giants area to see how hard they were...
You can still see them chasing James off into the distance... Mistakes were made.
You can still see them chasing James off into the distance... Mistakes were made.
Title: Screenshot Threat
Post by: ladybug on Apr 01, 2016, 07:47 PM
Post by: ladybug on Apr 01, 2016, 07:47 PM
So...you got iced?
Title: Screenshot Threat
Post by: Deleted on Apr 01, 2016, 07:51 PM
Post by: Deleted on Apr 01, 2016, 07:51 PM
Yeah... if you thought -that- was rough, you should see the white at the end!
Title: Screenshot Threat
Post by: TheGuyThatPlaysAsJames on Apr 01, 2016, 07:51 PM
Post by: TheGuyThatPlaysAsJames on Apr 01, 2016, 07:51 PM
You can still see them chasing James off into the distance... Mistakes were made.
Title: Screenshot Threat
Post by: tarriel on Apr 01, 2016, 07:51 PM
Post by: tarriel on Apr 01, 2016, 07:51 PM
Title: Screenshot Threat
Post by: Vincent07 on Apr 01, 2016, 08:16 PM
Post by: Vincent07 on Apr 01, 2016, 08:16 PM
Aww, someone got greataxe'd
Title: Screenshot Threat
Post by: Ogre Time Yay on Apr 01, 2016, 09:09 PM
Post by: Ogre Time Yay on Apr 01, 2016, 09:09 PM
Title: Screenshot Threat
Post by: destinysdesire on Apr 01, 2016, 09:36 PM
Post by: destinysdesire on Apr 01, 2016, 09:36 PM
But they just wanted to axe you a question!!
Title: Screenshot Threat
Post by: Deleted on Apr 01, 2016, 10:04 PM
Post by: Deleted on Apr 01, 2016, 10:04 PM
You haven't lived until you've been Greataxe'd crit twice or three times in a row. No DR or heal potions will save you from that. >.<
Title: Screenshot Threat
Post by: Misty on Apr 01, 2016, 10:26 PM
Post by: Misty on Apr 01, 2016, 10:26 PM
You can still see them chasing James off into the distance... Mistakes were made.
I wasn't even there!
Title: Screenshot Threat
Post by: Vincent07 on Apr 02, 2016, 03:39 PM
Post by: Vincent07 on Apr 02, 2016, 03:39 PM
Yeeeeah.... the occasional double critting is always amusing. Hope you have 500+ hp. <_<
Your tears are delicious.
Your tears are delicious.
Title: Screenshot Threat
Post by: Ogre Time Yay on Apr 02, 2016, 06:37 PM
Post by: Ogre Time Yay on Apr 02, 2016, 06:37 PM
Apr 1, 2016 22:04:14 GMT -5 @belladonna said:
until you are killed brutally by a large fella with an axe two times the size of your body, only -then- will you have lived life to your fullest.
-This- I can approve of.
Title: Screenshot Threat
Post by: Ogre Time Yay on Apr 02, 2016, 06:38 PM
Post by: Ogre Time Yay on Apr 02, 2016, 06:38 PM
Your tears are delicious.
Title: Screenshot Threat
Post by: Arya on Apr 03, 2016, 09:26 PM
Post by: Arya on Apr 03, 2016, 09:26 PM
Your tears are delicious.
~Arya
Title: Screenshot Threat
Post by: Rykka on Apr 08, 2016, 08:56 AM
Post by: Rykka on Apr 08, 2016, 08:56 AM
A gem from back when I was a DM here, and found my fourth person idling AFK in one night. After setting up NPCs and emoting dialogue at Stygian only to discover that he too was idling afk, I decided to throw him a very special party. Just wish I could have been there when he woke up.
Title: Screenshot Threat
Post by: Rykka on Apr 08, 2016, 09:01 AM
Post by: Rykka on Apr 08, 2016, 09:01 AM
Sometimes DM's even fell asleep at the keyboard. I found Ave in Nightmare form sitting in the middle of the street. So naturally I turned into a Lich and tried to mount him. Alas. This did not stir him from his slumber.
Title: Screenshot Threat
Post by: thorien on Apr 08, 2016, 11:41 AM
Post by: thorien on Apr 08, 2016, 11:41 AM
One thing is particularly sweet though. Look at the latter screenie and at the log. All names visible there are more or less active these days.
Title: Screenshot Threat
Post by: Hand_of_Banath on Apr 08, 2016, 07:40 PM
Post by: Hand_of_Banath on Apr 08, 2016, 07:40 PM
Just the start of my Screenarchery for Springrite
First up Rea
Next, Daeatria and Nyacelil's elven blade dance
Sunmest's Sea Shanty
Galdern summons a magical guitar and belts out a ballad
Also, it might be worth nothing that all my screenshots were taking with some overrides and nwshader installed, which gives the Depth of Field, better Antialiasing and removes the fog from tilesets so you can see an entire area.
First up Rea
Next, Daeatria and Nyacelil's elven blade dance
Sunmest's Sea Shanty
Galdern summons a magical guitar and belts out a ballad
Also, it might be worth nothing that all my screenshots were taking with some overrides and nwshader installed, which gives the Depth of Field, better Antialiasing and removes the fog from tilesets so you can see an entire area.
Title: Screenshot Threat
Post by: FaeFae on Apr 08, 2016, 11:26 PM
Post by: FaeFae on Apr 08, 2016, 11:26 PM
Here is a lovely screenshot courtesy of Whitespirit showing off the Springrite!
We are many!
We are many!
Title: Screenshot Threat
Post by: Hand_of_Banath on Apr 09, 2016, 05:05 PM
Post by: Hand_of_Banath on Apr 09, 2016, 05:05 PM
SPRINGRITE DAY TWO
Date Auction
Date Auction
Naleeah goes on the chopping block - belly-dancing for her potential bidders.
Daeatria performs for the assembled revelers - "To Deepingdale, This is for you!"
Daeatria performs for the assembled revelers - "To Deepingdale, This is for you!"
Title: Screenshot Threat
Post by: Garage Trashcan on Apr 09, 2016, 09:18 PM
Post by: Garage Trashcan on Apr 09, 2016, 09:18 PM
That screenshot can't be real. Galdern doesn't exist!
Title: Screenshot Threat
Post by: Darvins on Apr 29, 2016, 03:57 PM
Post by: Darvins on Apr 29, 2016, 03:57 PM
Your late to the party Galderns back
Title: Screenshot Threat
Post by: Arya on Apr 29, 2016, 11:18 PM
Post by: Arya on Apr 29, 2016, 11:18 PM
He was not late.
He simply was MIA.
Bad Felix. Bad.
~Arya
He simply was MIA.
Bad Felix. Bad.
~Arya
Title: Screenshot Threat
Post by: Edge on Apr 30, 2016, 08:48 PM
Post by: Edge on Apr 30, 2016, 08:48 PM
A few months old but... Thedran made the mistake of being AFK while Rebel was topside and bored.
Title: Screenshot Threat
Post by: Darvins on May 01, 2016, 11:07 PM
Post by: Darvins on May 01, 2016, 11:07 PM
Thedran has never been so cute and hugable, he needs a doll made of him
Title: Screenshot Threat
Post by: Edge on Jun 13, 2016, 10:58 PM
Post by: Edge on Jun 13, 2016, 10:58 PM
Title: Screenshot Threat
Post by: allatum on Jul 09, 2016, 04:59 AM
Post by: allatum on Jul 09, 2016, 04:59 AM
Iyashu is apparently my character for unintentional set ups.
Here he was just simply stating that the surroundings and events unfolding were crazy. WhiteSpirit had the Cyricist ask that question a fraction of a second before I hit enter.
I took the opportunity to make a horrible joke. I'll likely go to hell.
Here he was just simply stating that the surroundings and events unfolding were crazy. WhiteSpirit had the Cyricist ask that question a fraction of a second before I hit enter.
I took the opportunity to make a horrible joke. I'll likely go to hell.
Title: Screenshot Threat
Post by: Arya on Jul 14, 2016, 10:44 PM
Post by: Arya on Jul 14, 2016, 10:44 PM
Now we know why Paythin is so relaxed...
Title: Screenshot Threat
Post by: Arya on Jul 23, 2016, 09:28 PM
Post by: Arya on Jul 23, 2016, 09:28 PM
Well, we now know when Silence is indeed...silent.
Title: Screenshot Threat
Post by: Ogre Time Yay on Jul 25, 2016, 05:13 PM
Post by: Ogre Time Yay on Jul 25, 2016, 05:13 PM
During our AFK Room rampage yesterday...
Title: Screenshot Threat
Post by: TheGuyThatPlaysAsJames on Aug 02, 2016, 02:32 AM
Post by: TheGuyThatPlaysAsJames on Aug 02, 2016, 02:32 AM
Blackhair.
He's the hero the whorehouse needs.
But not the one it deserves.
He's the hero the whorehouse needs.
But not the one it deserves.
Title: Screenshot Threat
Post by: Arya on Aug 02, 2016, 07:17 AM
Post by: Arya on Aug 02, 2016, 07:17 AM
...But he's the hero he enjoys being for those ladies...
>.>
~Arya
>.>
~Arya
Title: Screenshot Threat
Post by: Arya on Aug 20, 2016, 10:39 PM
Post by: Arya on Aug 20, 2016, 10:39 PM
Title: Screenshot Threat
Post by: Arya on Aug 29, 2016, 09:08 PM
Post by: Arya on Aug 29, 2016, 09:08 PM
Title: Screenshot Threat
Post by: realityjumper on Sep 17, 2016, 04:17 PM
Post by: realityjumper on Sep 17, 2016, 04:17 PM
Title: Screenshot Threat
Post by: Remmy on Sep 17, 2016, 07:03 PM
Post by: Remmy on Sep 17, 2016, 07:03 PM
Theo is now the poster-child victim for the taunt "Do you even lift, bro?"
Title: Screenshot Threat
Post by: Goat on Sep 17, 2016, 09:45 PM
Post by: Goat on Sep 17, 2016, 09:45 PM
I have never been so glad in my life to have rolled a 3, a 2, and follow it up with a 1 in my life. Such funny, so lolz.
Title: Screenshot Threat
Post by: Edge on Nov 19, 2016, 01:39 AM
Post by: Edge on Nov 19, 2016, 01:39 AM
Title: Screenshot Threat
Post by: Arya on Nov 19, 2016, 02:00 AM
Post by: Arya on Nov 19, 2016, 02:00 AM
All the hype about guns.
What about swords?
I like swords.
Sincerely,
Arya
What about swords?
I like swords.
Sincerely,
Arya
Title: Screenshot Threat
Post by: Edge on Dec 23, 2016, 11:08 PM
Post by: Edge on Dec 23, 2016, 11:08 PM
Best item description ever.
TIMING!
The latest fashion craze sweeping Arabel, brought to you by Santa Phedra and ladybug
TIMING!
The latest fashion craze sweeping Arabel, brought to you by Santa Phedra and ladybug
Title: Screenshot Threat
Post by: Dismus on Dec 23, 2016, 11:12 PM
Post by: Dismus on Dec 23, 2016, 11:12 PM
Awesome.
Title: Screenshot Threat
Post by: Arya on Jan 12, 2017, 10:56 PM
Post by: Arya on Jan 12, 2017, 10:56 PM
Title: Screenshot Threat
Post by: Ogre Time Yay on Jan 27, 2017, 02:00 PM
Post by: Ogre Time Yay on Jan 27, 2017, 02:00 PM
When Torm isn't home.
Title: Screenshot Threat
Post by: TheGuyThatPlaysAsJames on Jan 27, 2017, 07:53 PM
Post by: TheGuyThatPlaysAsJames on Jan 27, 2017, 07:53 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Title: Screenshot Threat
Post by: Arya on Feb 22, 2017, 09:09 AM
Post by: Arya on Feb 22, 2017, 09:09 AM
Hah!
Well, this happened, guys.
I guess I need to look for players and DM to do that quest request for resurrection arc now and get that level loss taken care of . . . Ascension for the third time, anyone?
. .. At least they are keeping to family tradition.
Sincerely,
Arya
Well, this happened, guys.
I guess I need to look for players and DM to do that quest request for resurrection arc now and get that level loss taken care of . . . Ascension for the third time, anyone?
. .. At least they are keeping to family tradition.
Sincerely,
Arya
Title: Screenshot Threat
Post by: Arya on Feb 26, 2017, 12:08 AM
Post by: Arya on Feb 26, 2017, 12:08 AM
So...This happened.
Attachments:
Title: Screenshot Threat
Post by: enarian123 on Feb 27, 2017, 02:56 PM
Post by: enarian123 on Feb 27, 2017, 02:56 PM
There is nothing wrong with whiskey *huffs*
Title: Screenshot Threat
Post by: Arya on Apr 05, 2017, 08:25 PM
Post by: Arya on Apr 05, 2017, 08:25 PM
Explains the life behind Nicha the Librarian...
Title: Screenshot Threat
Post by: realityjumper on Apr 09, 2017, 09:26 PM
Post by: realityjumper on Apr 09, 2017, 09:26 PM
When Tindra finds out that the Beastlord won't go after pregnant women, she has the best solution...
Title: Screenshot Threat
Post by: Edge on Apr 09, 2017, 09:32 PM
Post by: Edge on Apr 09, 2017, 09:32 PM
Title: Screenshot Threat
Post by: FaeFae on Apr 14, 2017, 02:07 AM
Post by: FaeFae on Apr 14, 2017, 02:07 AM
Title: Screenshot Threat
Post by: thedran on Apr 14, 2017, 02:33 AM
Post by: thedran on Apr 14, 2017, 02:33 AM
It was late!!!
Title: Screenshot Threat
Post by: FaeFae on Apr 14, 2017, 03:33 AM
Post by: FaeFae on Apr 14, 2017, 03:33 AM
Title: Screenshot Threat
Post by: ladybug on Jul 07, 2017, 02:33 PM
Post by: ladybug on Jul 07, 2017, 02:33 PM
Romance advice from Ebonhair himself.
Title: Screenshot Threat
Post by: acleverpun on Jul 17, 2017, 06:20 PM
Post by: acleverpun on Jul 17, 2017, 06:20 PM
From todays fun, thanks Arya!
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Title: Screenshot Threat
Post by: Arya on Jul 18, 2017, 08:49 PM
Post by: Arya on Jul 18, 2017, 08:49 PM
Complete script below.
May as well. <.< So people have context. Ha.
Best,
Arya
* * * * * * * *
Commoner, Female: ...E-excuse me?
Commoner, Female: I heard I can get some help here...
Sariana: Good morning!
Sariana: Oh?
Valdís Brandrsdóttir: *She looks over to the woman* "Yes, what is it?"
Commoner, Female: Y-yes. You see...
Commoner, Female: Papa's farm...
Commoner, Female: Has a strange man on it.
Commoner, Female: Won't get off it.
Hank Bloodmoor: *turns his attention to the woman, curious whats going on*
Sariana: What makes him strange, outside of his unwillingness to leave?
Commoner, Female: .....He has a large axe.
Sariana: Oh.
Commoner, Female: He is slamming it into our tomatoes right now!
Hank Bloodmoor: woodchuck eh... or not *he grins*
Valdís Brandrsdóttir: "...Ah. That's my kind of strange."
Hank Bloodmoor: *snorts* Kind of is understatement there.
Commoner, Female: I don't know why my papa's produce makes him so...angry...
Valdís Brandrsdóttir: *She rises up slowly, taking a deep breath to steady herself.*
Sariana: Dear me. Shall we see if we can convince him otherwise?
Commoner, Female: West of here...guards are terrified...he's strong.
Hank Bloodmoor: *looks at the 3 curious*
Valdís Brandrsdóttir: "Then I should at least fetch my armor. I'll be quick."
Hank Bloodmoor: *stands up and comes to them*
Sariana: Same here.
Hank Bloodmoor: Hmph... theyll be back Im quite sure of it
Commoner, Female: *She gave a single, nervous nod*
Hank Bloodmoor: Didnt seem to be one of those who chicken out when trouble come*tryes to assure her*
Hank Bloodmoor: When did this man come to your farm? did he mention anything about reason why he came?
Commoner, Female: No..He just looked at the vegetables. All angry.
Commoner, Female: And started to attack them... We couldn't get him to reason with us.
Hank Bloodmoor: [Party] Ah here are the brave.. *he looks a bit shocked as he sees the two intheir armour*
Valdís Brandrsdóttir: [Party] "Let's be swift about this, lest this man ruin your entire harvest."
Hank Bloodmoor: [Party] Have to remember not to take granted of anyone... you two look like knights in shining armour
Hank Bloodmoor: [Party] *nods* Sounds like wise plan
Commoner, Female: We..don't have a lot of money. But if the farm survives..
Commoner, Female: We'll...give you some produce. For free.
Valdís Brandrsdóttir: [Party] "That's me. A knight of the highest caliber." *She said, dryly*
Valdís Brandrsdóttir: [Party] "I'm not worried about that. Come on. I'm curious to see this fellow."
Commoner, Female: *She bit her lower lip, then nodded, and gestured* Our farm is in the western outskirts..
Sariana : [Party] Same here! Also Valdis, you can add it to the list of your titles!
Hank Bloodmoor: [Party] *hes stomack makes a growling voice* Seems like my belly agrees to these terms
Hank Bloodmoor: [Party] *chuckles lightly*
Valdís Brandrsdóttir: [Party] *She takes a deep breath as she walks*
Commoner, Female: ...T-thank you S-sarenya...
Commoner, Female: *To the half-drow, still terrified of her appearance*
Hank Bloodmoor: [Party] So is this... farm of yours far away?
Commoner, Female: Just a little aways out the outskirts.
Hank Bloodmoor: [Party] *swipes some sweat from his forehead with a tissue*
[DM] Lady of Pain : *They saw produce everywhere. Strewn, tortured, and massacred like the convicts they apparently were in a story untold... The stalks cut in twain, the tomatoes c;lerly had a screaming and agonizing death as they were carelessly hacked and strewn on the ground!*
[DM] Lady of Pain : *And in the midst of it....*
[DM] Lady of Pain : *There was a tall, armored, and muscled man, roaring out at a rather offensive apple tree on the northwest corner of the plantation - the apple tree scattered and on the ground... Having fallen from the grace it had.*
Some Random Tomato Killer: RAWR!
Some Random Tomato Killer: DEATH TO THE PRODUCE!
Sariana : [Party] ... *she blinks* Well.
Valdís Brandrsdóttir: [Party] *She takes a deep breath, and pinches the bridge of her nose. With a sigh, she strides towards the man*
Hank Bloodmoor: [Party] *looks at the man with a bit scared face*
Valdís Brandrsdóttir: [Party] "Hey. HEY!"
Hank Bloodmoor: [Party] So how are we going to appro.
Hank Bloodmoor: [Party] *sighs* I guess straight approach
[DM] Lady of Pain : *The farmer, if he wet his pants, it was a long time ago*
Valdís Brandrsdóttir: [Party] "What are you doing?"
Some Random Tomato Killer: *He looked to Valdis* The Earthmother be damned!
Some Random Tomato Killer: The evilest thing in the world.
Hank Bloodmoor: [Party] *stays from safe distance behind the girls*
Sariana : [Party] Err...
Some Random Tomato Killer: What nature puts in this! Let it not fool you with the pleasant taste of BROCCOLI!
Some Random Tomato Killer: *He started to hack down at some broccoli heads now*
Sariana : [Party] Would you please stop that?
Some Random Tomato Killer: *Decpitation. Execution that made the neighbor cauliflower tremble in terror*
Hank Bloodmoor: [Party] *snickers some but straightens his face fast*
Some Random Tomato Killer: ARGH!
Some Random Tomato Killer: Lovely elven lady. You must understand.
Valdís Brandrsdóttir: [Party] "Don't be a fool, man. That broccoli can grow back by the time the harvest comes around."
Some Random Tomato Killer: Chauntea has done horrors ot this world!
Sariana : [Party] *whispers* Is there some human cult of plant haters I am unaware of?
Valdís Brandrsdóttir: [Party] "If your plan is to spite the Earthmother, you are going about it all wrong."
Valdís Brandrsdóttir: [Party] *She shakes her head to Sariana*
Hank Bloodmoor: [Party] You have indeed found a goal for yourself sir *smiles*
Old Farmer: ...I NURTURED THOSE LOVELY HEADS FER MONTHS YE CRAZY LUNATIC!
Old Farmer: *The farmer finally yelled out*
Some Random Tomato Killer: How must we fight this evil in this land!? *To Valdis*
Valdís Brandrsdóttir: [Party] *She offered the man a soft smile as she approached* "Let us all calm down, first. *She eyes the farmer at that*
Some Random Tomato Killer: *To Hank* Will ye join me in my crusade against the beautiful fruit on the northeast corner!?
Hank Bloodmoor: [Party] *whispers to the farmer* might not be wise to aggravate him*
Valdís Brandrsdóttir: [Party] "Do you know the best way to torture the apples, sir?"
Old Farmer: GINA! I THOUGHT YE GOT HELP!
Some Random Tomato Killer: ...
Valdís Brandrsdóttir: [Party] "Do you know how best to make them scream? Put them into a press."
Some Random Tomato Killer: *Seemed to stop*
Sariana : [Party] *She folds her arms,happy to let the skald handle the man*
Valdís Brandrsdóttir: [Party] "Yes, once you twist that wheel, and turn, and turn, and turn..."
Valdís Brandrsdóttir: [Party] "All the life is squished from them in the most painful way possible, and all their juices shall flow like the blood of the slain."
Hank Bloodmoor: [Party] I fear I must decline this time, theres plenty of wrongdoings in the land, why have you chosen this place to start your cleansing, sir?
Some Random Tomato Killer: THAT LETTUCE IN THE CENTER IS OFFENSIVE~! WE MUST CUT IT UP.
Valdís Brandrsdóttir: [Party] "And the best part, sir."
Valdís Brandrsdóttir: [Party] *She puts her hand out*
Valdís Brandrsdóttir: [Party] "The apples exist to spread the seeds of their tree. When you press them, they don't get to do that."
Sariana : [Party] *she cocks her brow, looking to skald thoughtfully for a moment*
Some Random Tomato Killer: ....
Some Random Tomato Killer: GOOD IDEA!
Some Random Tomato Killer: LET'S GATHER THE APPLES!
Hank Bloodmoor: Hmm..
Old Farmer: YE NEED TA PAY FOR THOSE!
Old Farmer: DON'T TAKE MY SEEDS!
Hank Bloodmoor: Your going to have apple sauce soon it seems
Valdís Brandrsdóttir: [Party] "Now, let's not be hasty. Your foe has had many ages to work her magic, and we, too can be patient."
Some Random Tomato Killer: I do not fault the old man.
Valdís Brandrsdóttir: [Party] "After all, if you're going to press those apples..."
Hank Bloodmoor: Better bring some jars*grins*
Some Random Tomato Killer: He is a pawn of Chauntea!
Valdís Brandrsdóttir: [Party] "Why not wait until the juice is sweetest, to taunt the tree so?"
Some Random Tomato Killer: She has him seduced...
Some Random Tomato Killer: ..BY HER FRUIT!
Some Random Tomato Killer: THOSE CANTELOPES ARE ROUND, JUICY...SEDUCTIVE THINGS.
Hank Bloodmoor: [Party] makes you want to eat them, dont they?
Some Random Tomato Killer: ....
Sariana : [Party] *she carefully takes a few steps over, just in case some great axe carrying lunatic suddenly decided to cut a farmer a head shorter and needed to jump in the way*
Some Random Tomato Killer: ...THEY ARE THE TEMPTRESSES! *HE runs and starts hacking at the cantelope, if no one stops him*
Old Farmer: HEY!
Old Farmer: HEEYY!
Sariana : [Party] *would try to grab the axe by the handle!*
Valdís Brandrsdóttir: [Party] *Which she would indeed do! She put a hand on the man's chest to stop him*
Some Random Tomato Killer: *He broke free from Sariana and the now pained Valdis*
Valdís Brandrsdóttir: [Party] *She winced and gritted her teeth as the man pulled an already very aggrieved muscle*
Some Random Tomato Killer: *HACK. Hack. Those poor cantelopes now bared their juice to the earth.*
Valdís Brandrsdóttir: [Party] "Don't you see what you're doing?"
Valdís Brandrsdóttir: [Party] "Look at all those seeds coming out of the melons. And onto fertile, tilled earth, no less."
Some Random Tomato Killer: STAB THE MELONS!
Some Random Tomato Killer: .....
Hank Bloodmoor: [Party] Someone will get excellent cook out of him one day*grins*
Valdís Brandrsdóttir: [Party] "When the spring comes, they'll rise anew. You're doing the farmer's work for him."
Some Random Tomato Killer: *Now he heard what Valdis said, and plopped down, now depressed*
Some Random Tomato Killer: I am failing in this crusade....
Some Random Tomato Killer: The Earth is an overwhelming demon.
Some Random Tomato Killer: [Tell] How is this?
Valdís Brandrsdóttir: [Party] *She reached down to place a hand on his shoulder* "You must have patience. It has been here for many years before you. Your foe has had much time to plan."
Hank Bloodmoor: [Party] even if you burn the farm, it will rise from ashes
Valdís Brandrsdóttir: [Party] *She nods to Hank*
Hank Bloodmoor: [Party] stronger than ever
Some Random Tomato Killer: Good people...
Some Random Tomato Killer: You can join me and rid me of the Earthmother's footsoldiers!
Sariana : [Party] Well, you could become a cook! *she says, though absently still inspecting Valdis from the corner of her eyes*
Some Random Tomato Killer: *He eyed Sariana*
Valdís Brandrsdóttir: [Party] "My friends here have the right idea."
Some Random Tomato Killer: Are you tempting me, elven mistress?
Sariana : [Party] If you are good enough, everyone would come to your restaurant!
Hank Bloodmoor: [Party] Thats one way of twisting the twisted*nods*
Some Random Tomato Killer: With your white virtue, with a whip and chains to excite beneath those robes!?
Valdís Brandrsdóttir: [Party] "Every day you can torture the fruits of the Earthmother's labors."
Valdís Brandrsdóttir: [Party] *She eyed Sariana at that, her lips curling in a smile*
Valdís Brandrsdóttir: [Party] "...We should all be so lucky, sir."
Sariana : [Party] *she clears her throat*
Some Random Tomato Killer: ...I will not put myself between her loins!
Some Random Tomato Killer: I will not be TEMPTED!
Some Random Tomato Killer: THE ELVES ARE WORKING WITH THE EARTHMOTHER!
Some Random Tomato Killer: WE KNEW IT.
Some Random Tomato Killer: THE NETHERESE WERE RIGHT.
Valdís Brandrsdóttir: [Party] *She bit her lip to avoid laughter*
Sariana : [Party] ...
Sariana : [Party] I... trust me, my... loins are the point I'd rather have you the farthest removed from.
Hank Bloodmoor: [Party] *grins* make it serve you rather than you it.
Some Random Tomato Killer: I MUST NOT BE TEMPTED. OH FATHER FLOATING ISLAND.
Some Random Tomato Killer: HELP ME.
Some Random Tomato Killer: SHE DENIES ME AND I AM TEMPTED MORE.
Some Random Tomato Killer: ......She must have apples in that armor.
Some Random Tomato Killer: *He said.*
Sariana : [Party] // I can't stop laughing
Valdís Brandrsdóttir: [Party] *She bites down on her gauntleted finger to keep from bursting into laughter*
Hank Bloodmoor: [Party] *snickers a bit*
Sariana : [Party] I ah... am... .UGH.
Old Farmer: *He started to sob*
Some Random Tomato Killer: .......She is twisting the poor man's heart...
Hank Bloodmoor: [Party] *looks sumpathetically at the farmer*
Some Random Tomato Killer: Poor soul..
Some Random Tomato Killer: I MUST FREE HIM OF HER CLUTCHES!
Sariana : [Party] ..
Valdís Brandrsdóttir: [Party] *She cleared her throat and took a deep breath, then she tightened her hold on the man's shoulder* "Easy."
Valdís Brandrsdóttir: [Party] "Perhaps you should seduce her in turn. Turn her from the wicked path and make her an ally."
Some Random Tomato Killer: *He looked to Valdis* ...You are with me or against me.
Some Random Tomato Killer: HELP ME SEDUCE THE FAIR MAIDEN.
Sariana : [Party] *she looks to Valdis as if a similar question had risen to her mind as the mad man had just posed*
Commoner, Female: *Super nervous*
Hank Bloodmoor: [Party] Hmm.. what do you think she would be interested in sir axe man
Old Farmer: ..Please. I just want him out of here...and...to figure out how to live...
Valdís Brandrsdóttir: [Party] "I am with you sir, be assured of that." *She bit her lip to avoid laughing again* "It will not be an easy thing...First, we must get you cleaned up. Get you into some nicer clothes, put that axe away...Maybe a haircut...yes."
Some Random Tomato Killer: ...Okay.
Valdís Brandrsdóttir: [Party] "She has seen your conviction and courage in the face of a mighty foe, but has she seen the sensitive soul that lurks beneath that rugged exterior?"
Some Random Tomato Killer: *He rose. Seemed placated.*
Hank Bloodmoor: [Party] Working on it *nods to the farmer* Women here has things... well semi under control I think
Some Random Tomato Killer: .....
[Valdís Brandrsdóttir: [Party] "Come, lets get you into town and work on that. What do you say?"
Some Random Tomato Killer: Let me be your bodyguard, fair maiden! I will show you I will protect you better than the Earthmother!
Sariana : [Party] *she takes her helmet off, so she can properly rub her brow*
Some Random Tomato Killer: .......*He put his axe away, reluctantly, eyeing his most adversed, chosen foe and enemy....*
Some Random Tomato Killer: *The vegetables.*
May as well. <.< So people have context. Ha.
Best,
Arya
* * * * * * * *
Commoner, Female: ...E-excuse me?
Commoner, Female: I heard I can get some help here...
Sariana: Good morning!
Sariana: Oh?
Valdís Brandrsdóttir: *She looks over to the woman* "Yes, what is it?"
Commoner, Female: Y-yes. You see...
Commoner, Female: Papa's farm...
Commoner, Female: Has a strange man on it.
Commoner, Female: Won't get off it.
Hank Bloodmoor: *turns his attention to the woman, curious whats going on*
Sariana: What makes him strange, outside of his unwillingness to leave?
Commoner, Female: .....He has a large axe.
Sariana: Oh.
Commoner, Female: He is slamming it into our tomatoes right now!
Hank Bloodmoor: woodchuck eh... or not *he grins*
Valdís Brandrsdóttir: "...Ah. That's my kind of strange."
Hank Bloodmoor: *snorts* Kind of is understatement there.
Commoner, Female: I don't know why my papa's produce makes him so...angry...
Valdís Brandrsdóttir: *She rises up slowly, taking a deep breath to steady herself.*
Sariana: Dear me. Shall we see if we can convince him otherwise?
Commoner, Female: West of here...guards are terrified...he's strong.
Hank Bloodmoor: *looks at the 3 curious*
Valdís Brandrsdóttir: "Then I should at least fetch my armor. I'll be quick."
Hank Bloodmoor: *stands up and comes to them*
Sariana: Same here.
Hank Bloodmoor: Hmph... theyll be back Im quite sure of it
Commoner, Female: *She gave a single, nervous nod*
Hank Bloodmoor: Didnt seem to be one of those who chicken out when trouble come*tryes to assure her*
Hank Bloodmoor: When did this man come to your farm? did he mention anything about reason why he came?
Commoner, Female: No..He just looked at the vegetables. All angry.
Commoner, Female: And started to attack them... We couldn't get him to reason with us.
Hank Bloodmoor: [Party] Ah here are the brave.. *he looks a bit shocked as he sees the two intheir armour*
Valdís Brandrsdóttir: [Party] "Let's be swift about this, lest this man ruin your entire harvest."
Hank Bloodmoor: [Party] Have to remember not to take granted of anyone... you two look like knights in shining armour
Hank Bloodmoor: [Party] *nods* Sounds like wise plan
Commoner, Female: We..don't have a lot of money. But if the farm survives..
Commoner, Female: We'll...give you some produce. For free.
Valdís Brandrsdóttir: [Party] "That's me. A knight of the highest caliber." *She said, dryly*
Valdís Brandrsdóttir: [Party] "I'm not worried about that. Come on. I'm curious to see this fellow."
Commoner, Female: *She bit her lower lip, then nodded, and gestured* Our farm is in the western outskirts..
Sariana : [Party] Same here! Also Valdis, you can add it to the list of your titles!
Hank Bloodmoor: [Party] *hes stomack makes a growling voice* Seems like my belly agrees to these terms
Hank Bloodmoor: [Party] *chuckles lightly*
Valdís Brandrsdóttir: [Party] *She takes a deep breath as she walks*
Commoner, Female: ...T-thank you S-sarenya...
Commoner, Female: *To the half-drow, still terrified of her appearance*
Hank Bloodmoor: [Party] So is this... farm of yours far away?
Commoner, Female: Just a little aways out the outskirts.
Hank Bloodmoor: [Party] *swipes some sweat from his forehead with a tissue*
[DM] Lady of Pain : *They saw produce everywhere. Strewn, tortured, and massacred like the convicts they apparently were in a story untold... The stalks cut in twain, the tomatoes c;lerly had a screaming and agonizing death as they were carelessly hacked and strewn on the ground!*
[DM] Lady of Pain : *And in the midst of it....*
[DM] Lady of Pain : *There was a tall, armored, and muscled man, roaring out at a rather offensive apple tree on the northwest corner of the plantation - the apple tree scattered and on the ground... Having fallen from the grace it had.*
Some Random Tomato Killer: RAWR!
Some Random Tomato Killer: DEATH TO THE PRODUCE!
Sariana : [Party] ... *she blinks* Well.
Valdís Brandrsdóttir: [Party] *She takes a deep breath, and pinches the bridge of her nose. With a sigh, she strides towards the man*
Hank Bloodmoor: [Party] *looks at the man with a bit scared face*
Valdís Brandrsdóttir: [Party] "Hey. HEY!"
Hank Bloodmoor: [Party] So how are we going to appro.
Hank Bloodmoor: [Party] *sighs* I guess straight approach
[DM] Lady of Pain : *The farmer, if he wet his pants, it was a long time ago*
Valdís Brandrsdóttir: [Party] "What are you doing?"
Some Random Tomato Killer: *He looked to Valdis* The Earthmother be damned!
Some Random Tomato Killer: The evilest thing in the world.
Hank Bloodmoor: [Party] *stays from safe distance behind the girls*
Sariana : [Party] Err...
Some Random Tomato Killer: What nature puts in this! Let it not fool you with the pleasant taste of BROCCOLI!
Some Random Tomato Killer: *He started to hack down at some broccoli heads now*
Sariana : [Party] Would you please stop that?
Some Random Tomato Killer: *Decpitation. Execution that made the neighbor cauliflower tremble in terror*
Hank Bloodmoor: [Party] *snickers some but straightens his face fast*
Some Random Tomato Killer: ARGH!
Some Random Tomato Killer: Lovely elven lady. You must understand.
Valdís Brandrsdóttir: [Party] "Don't be a fool, man. That broccoli can grow back by the time the harvest comes around."
Some Random Tomato Killer: Chauntea has done horrors ot this world!
Sariana : [Party] *whispers* Is there some human cult of plant haters I am unaware of?
Valdís Brandrsdóttir: [Party] "If your plan is to spite the Earthmother, you are going about it all wrong."
Valdís Brandrsdóttir: [Party] *She shakes her head to Sariana*
Hank Bloodmoor: [Party] You have indeed found a goal for yourself sir *smiles*
Old Farmer: ...I NURTURED THOSE LOVELY HEADS FER MONTHS YE CRAZY LUNATIC!
Old Farmer: *The farmer finally yelled out*
Some Random Tomato Killer: How must we fight this evil in this land!? *To Valdis*
Valdís Brandrsdóttir: [Party] *She offered the man a soft smile as she approached* "Let us all calm down, first. *She eyes the farmer at that*
Some Random Tomato Killer: *To Hank* Will ye join me in my crusade against the beautiful fruit on the northeast corner!?
Hank Bloodmoor: [Party] *whispers to the farmer* might not be wise to aggravate him*
Valdís Brandrsdóttir: [Party] "Do you know the best way to torture the apples, sir?"
Old Farmer: GINA! I THOUGHT YE GOT HELP!
Some Random Tomato Killer: ...
Valdís Brandrsdóttir: [Party] "Do you know how best to make them scream? Put them into a press."
Some Random Tomato Killer: *Seemed to stop*
Sariana : [Party] *She folds her arms,happy to let the skald handle the man*
Valdís Brandrsdóttir: [Party] "Yes, once you twist that wheel, and turn, and turn, and turn..."
Valdís Brandrsdóttir: [Party] "All the life is squished from them in the most painful way possible, and all their juices shall flow like the blood of the slain."
Hank Bloodmoor: [Party] I fear I must decline this time, theres plenty of wrongdoings in the land, why have you chosen this place to start your cleansing, sir?
Some Random Tomato Killer: THAT LETTUCE IN THE CENTER IS OFFENSIVE~! WE MUST CUT IT UP.
Valdís Brandrsdóttir: [Party] "And the best part, sir."
Valdís Brandrsdóttir: [Party] *She puts her hand out*
Valdís Brandrsdóttir: [Party] "The apples exist to spread the seeds of their tree. When you press them, they don't get to do that."
Sariana : [Party] *she cocks her brow, looking to skald thoughtfully for a moment*
Some Random Tomato Killer: ....
Some Random Tomato Killer: GOOD IDEA!
Some Random Tomato Killer: LET'S GATHER THE APPLES!
Hank Bloodmoor: Hmm..
Old Farmer: YE NEED TA PAY FOR THOSE!
Old Farmer: DON'T TAKE MY SEEDS!
Hank Bloodmoor: Your going to have apple sauce soon it seems
Valdís Brandrsdóttir: [Party] "Now, let's not be hasty. Your foe has had many ages to work her magic, and we, too can be patient."
Some Random Tomato Killer: I do not fault the old man.
Valdís Brandrsdóttir: [Party] "After all, if you're going to press those apples..."
Hank Bloodmoor: Better bring some jars*grins*
Some Random Tomato Killer: He is a pawn of Chauntea!
Valdís Brandrsdóttir: [Party] "Why not wait until the juice is sweetest, to taunt the tree so?"
Some Random Tomato Killer: She has him seduced...
Some Random Tomato Killer: ..BY HER FRUIT!
Some Random Tomato Killer: THOSE CANTELOPES ARE ROUND, JUICY...SEDUCTIVE THINGS.
Hank Bloodmoor: [Party] makes you want to eat them, dont they?
Some Random Tomato Killer: ....
Sariana : [Party] *she carefully takes a few steps over, just in case some great axe carrying lunatic suddenly decided to cut a farmer a head shorter and needed to jump in the way*
Some Random Tomato Killer: ...THEY ARE THE TEMPTRESSES! *HE runs and starts hacking at the cantelope, if no one stops him*
Old Farmer: HEY!
Old Farmer: HEEYY!
Sariana : [Party] *would try to grab the axe by the handle!*
Valdís Brandrsdóttir: [Party] *Which she would indeed do! She put a hand on the man's chest to stop him*
Some Random Tomato Killer: *He broke free from Sariana and the now pained Valdis*
Valdís Brandrsdóttir: [Party] *She winced and gritted her teeth as the man pulled an already very aggrieved muscle*
Some Random Tomato Killer: *HACK. Hack. Those poor cantelopes now bared their juice to the earth.*
Valdís Brandrsdóttir: [Party] "Don't you see what you're doing?"
Valdís Brandrsdóttir: [Party] "Look at all those seeds coming out of the melons. And onto fertile, tilled earth, no less."
Some Random Tomato Killer: STAB THE MELONS!
Some Random Tomato Killer: .....
Hank Bloodmoor: [Party] Someone will get excellent cook out of him one day*grins*
Valdís Brandrsdóttir: [Party] "When the spring comes, they'll rise anew. You're doing the farmer's work for him."
Some Random Tomato Killer: *Now he heard what Valdis said, and plopped down, now depressed*
Some Random Tomato Killer: I am failing in this crusade....
Some Random Tomato Killer: The Earth is an overwhelming demon.
Some Random Tomato Killer: [Tell] How is this?
Valdís Brandrsdóttir: [Party] *She reached down to place a hand on his shoulder* "You must have patience. It has been here for many years before you. Your foe has had much time to plan."
Hank Bloodmoor: [Party] even if you burn the farm, it will rise from ashes
Valdís Brandrsdóttir: [Party] *She nods to Hank*
Hank Bloodmoor: [Party] stronger than ever
Some Random Tomato Killer: Good people...
Some Random Tomato Killer: You can join me and rid me of the Earthmother's footsoldiers!
Sariana : [Party] Well, you could become a cook! *she says, though absently still inspecting Valdis from the corner of her eyes*
Some Random Tomato Killer: *He eyed Sariana*
Valdís Brandrsdóttir: [Party] "My friends here have the right idea."
Some Random Tomato Killer: Are you tempting me, elven mistress?
Sariana : [Party] If you are good enough, everyone would come to your restaurant!
Hank Bloodmoor: [Party] Thats one way of twisting the twisted*nods*
Some Random Tomato Killer: With your white virtue, with a whip and chains to excite beneath those robes!?
Valdís Brandrsdóttir: [Party] "Every day you can torture the fruits of the Earthmother's labors."
Valdís Brandrsdóttir: [Party] *She eyed Sariana at that, her lips curling in a smile*
Valdís Brandrsdóttir: [Party] "...We should all be so lucky, sir."
Sariana : [Party] *she clears her throat*
Some Random Tomato Killer: ...I will not put myself between her loins!
Some Random Tomato Killer: I will not be TEMPTED!
Some Random Tomato Killer: THE ELVES ARE WORKING WITH THE EARTHMOTHER!
Some Random Tomato Killer: WE KNEW IT.
Some Random Tomato Killer: THE NETHERESE WERE RIGHT.
Valdís Brandrsdóttir: [Party] *She bit her lip to avoid laughter*
Sariana : [Party] ...
Sariana : [Party] I... trust me, my... loins are the point I'd rather have you the farthest removed from.
Hank Bloodmoor: [Party] *grins* make it serve you rather than you it.
Some Random Tomato Killer: I MUST NOT BE TEMPTED. OH FATHER FLOATING ISLAND.
Some Random Tomato Killer: HELP ME.
Some Random Tomato Killer: SHE DENIES ME AND I AM TEMPTED MORE.
Some Random Tomato Killer: ......She must have apples in that armor.
Some Random Tomato Killer: *He said.*
Sariana : [Party] // I can't stop laughing
Valdís Brandrsdóttir: [Party] *She bites down on her gauntleted finger to keep from bursting into laughter*
Hank Bloodmoor: [Party] *snickers a bit*
Sariana : [Party] I ah... am... .UGH.
Old Farmer: *He started to sob*
Some Random Tomato Killer: .......She is twisting the poor man's heart...
Hank Bloodmoor: [Party] *looks sumpathetically at the farmer*
Some Random Tomato Killer: Poor soul..
Some Random Tomato Killer: I MUST FREE HIM OF HER CLUTCHES!
Sariana : [Party] ..
Valdís Brandrsdóttir: [Party] *She cleared her throat and took a deep breath, then she tightened her hold on the man's shoulder* "Easy."
Valdís Brandrsdóttir: [Party] "Perhaps you should seduce her in turn. Turn her from the wicked path and make her an ally."
Some Random Tomato Killer: *He looked to Valdis* ...You are with me or against me.
Some Random Tomato Killer: HELP ME SEDUCE THE FAIR MAIDEN.
Sariana : [Party] *she looks to Valdis as if a similar question had risen to her mind as the mad man had just posed*
Commoner, Female: *Super nervous*
Hank Bloodmoor: [Party] Hmm.. what do you think she would be interested in sir axe man
Old Farmer: ..Please. I just want him out of here...and...to figure out how to live...
Valdís Brandrsdóttir: [Party] "I am with you sir, be assured of that." *She bit her lip to avoid laughing again* "It will not be an easy thing...First, we must get you cleaned up. Get you into some nicer clothes, put that axe away...Maybe a haircut...yes."
Some Random Tomato Killer: ...Okay.
Valdís Brandrsdóttir: [Party] "She has seen your conviction and courage in the face of a mighty foe, but has she seen the sensitive soul that lurks beneath that rugged exterior?"
Some Random Tomato Killer: *He rose. Seemed placated.*
Hank Bloodmoor: [Party] Working on it *nods to the farmer* Women here has things... well semi under control I think
Some Random Tomato Killer: .....
[Valdís Brandrsdóttir: [Party] "Come, lets get you into town and work on that. What do you say?"
Some Random Tomato Killer: Let me be your bodyguard, fair maiden! I will show you I will protect you better than the Earthmother!
Sariana : [Party] *she takes her helmet off, so she can properly rub her brow*
Some Random Tomato Killer: .......*He put his axe away, reluctantly, eyeing his most adversed, chosen foe and enemy....*
Some Random Tomato Killer: *The vegetables.*
Title: Screenshot Threat
Post by: ladybug on Aug 01, 2017, 07:00 AM
Post by: ladybug on Aug 01, 2017, 07:00 AM
Title: Screenshot Threat
Post by: whitespirit on Oct 22, 2017, 07:27 PM
Post by: whitespirit on Oct 22, 2017, 07:27 PM
Maahaha! <3