Out-Of-Context D&D Quotes: CD Edition

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"I don't get pants, apparently. I get a mankini."

[TheGuyThatPlaysAsJames]

Jul 4, 2015 22:21:15 GMT -5  @belladonna said:

"Yes, sir, I am aware that was a balor. Yes, sir, I do know my orders. No, sir, I do not know th' location of my pants at this time."

HA

[ClockworkMayhem]

Jul 4, 2015 22:22:04 GMT -5  @belladonna said:

"I don't get pants, apparently. I get a mankini."

Update: "Finally! Pants!"

[Edge]

"Well, pyromania is the gift that keeps on giving?"

[Edge]

"How do you summon a defective devil?!"

[Edge]

"He should have named him Hiss."
"So would that mean he gets the Dodge feat for free?"

[Edge]

"I believe his anaconda don't want none unless you got puns, sir."

[Deleted]

*andi.exe has encountered a fatal error and needs to reboot*

[Deleted]

"If he takes the Ice Genasi template, he can't be a bard, or named Vanilla."

[Deleted]

"Bastion, not going to lie, I had to read the first line of your description a few times before I realized it did not say you were wearing a "leather thong"  >.>"

[Edge]

"Deadpool, the patron saint of the internet"

[onivel]

Jul 14, 2015 14:47:29 GMT -5  @belladonna said:

"Bastion, not going to lie, I had to read the first line of your description a few times before I realized it did not say you were wearing a "leather thong"  >.>"

Ironically enough.... it is a typo and -is- supposed to say thong. It just doesn't mean the type of thong she was implying. 


Its supposed to be a jade pendant hanging from a leather thong.. something like this...

[TheGuyThatPlaysAsJames]

[tarriel]

"I d-don't think letting people stroke my s-snake is a good idea anymore"

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LOL

I was wondering how long until that joke came up.