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Funniest thing you saw on the internet today (may be NSFW)

Started by onivel, May 12, 2016, 02:04 PM

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onivel

May 12, 2016, 02:04 PM
Feel free to post something you saw or read on the internet today that made you LOL.

Here goes:
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*child spits out food*

Mom: " Hey! We do not spit. If it's in your mouth, you swallow. "

* Dad raises eyebrows but doesn't say a word*

Mom: " Shut the f*** up. "
" Just take that little voice in your head that tells you to be tactful and understanding and shoot it. Shoot it in the goddamn face. " - Kirito .. Message is brought to you by the Kirito is Always Right Foundation.

destinysdesire

#1
May 12, 2016, 02:22 PM
LOL!!
Loss of empathy might well be the most enduring and deep-cutting scar of all, the silent blade of an unseen emey, tearing at our hearts and stealing more than our strength- Drizzt Do'Urden

lb7

#2
May 12, 2016, 05:40 PM
Probably not in everyone's humor, but since discovering the Dudesons, I have occasionally found myself in tears laughing at half the crazy shit they do. These guys are crazier then Jackass.


Edge

#3
May 13, 2016, 11:34 AM
Had this linked to me last night

Kestal | Eden | Azalaïs "Edge" | Bernadette | Tonya | Lenora | Vaszayne | Koravia | Alastriona | Piritya | Rauvaliir | Natascha | Emari | Urilias-Zhjaeve | Tatya | Dioufn | Aida | Cyrillia | Megan | etc.
DM Tiamat | Szuriel | Maedhbh | Cassilda

onivel

#4
May 13, 2016, 12:17 PM
LOL. Nice!
" Just take that little voice in your head that tells you to be tactful and understanding and shoot it. Shoot it in the goddamn face. " - Kirito .. Message is brought to you by the Kirito is Always Right Foundation.

onivel

#5
May 23, 2016, 05:38 PM
" Just take that little voice in your head that tells you to be tactful and understanding and shoot it. Shoot it in the goddamn face. " - Kirito .. Message is brought to you by the Kirito is Always Right Foundation.

onivel

#6
May 24, 2016, 03:59 PM
" Just take that little voice in your head that tells you to be tactful and understanding and shoot it. Shoot it in the goddamn face. " - Kirito .. Message is brought to you by the Kirito is Always Right Foundation.

onivel

#7
May 25, 2016, 03:52 PM
" Just take that little voice in your head that tells you to be tactful and understanding and shoot it. Shoot it in the goddamn face. " - Kirito .. Message is brought to you by the Kirito is Always Right Foundation.

onivel

#8
May 28, 2016, 12:21 AM
" Just take that little voice in your head that tells you to be tactful and understanding and shoot it. Shoot it in the goddamn face. " - Kirito .. Message is brought to you by the Kirito is Always Right Foundation.

onivel

#9
Jun 03, 2016, 01:45 PM
" Just take that little voice in your head that tells you to be tactful and understanding and shoot it. Shoot it in the goddamn face. " - Kirito .. Message is brought to you by the Kirito is Always Right Foundation.

onivel

#10
Jun 03, 2016, 05:12 PM
Posted on Facebook by my wife regarding her and my kids. Her AC is broken and we haven't gotten it fixed yet (needs new compressor which is $$$).


Greatest Wife Ever:  This car is too hot for you to be this crazy!

My Little Thunder God: Okay. I'll go back to my typical level of crazy
" Just take that little voice in your head that tells you to be tactful and understanding and shoot it. Shoot it in the goddamn face. " - Kirito .. Message is brought to you by the Kirito is Always Right Foundation.

onivel

#11
Jun 06, 2016, 12:01 PM
" Just take that little voice in your head that tells you to be tactful and understanding and shoot it. Shoot it in the goddamn face. " - Kirito .. Message is brought to you by the Kirito is Always Right Foundation.

onivel

#13
Jul 23, 2016, 10:27 AM
"This NFL star burns grass both on and off the field."

"Who is Le'veon Bell?"
" Just take that little voice in your head that tells you to be tactful and understanding and shoot it. Shoot it in the goddamn face. " - Kirito .. Message is brought to you by the Kirito is Always Right Foundation.

onivel

#14
Jul 23, 2016, 11:05 AM
" Just take that little voice in your head that tells you to be tactful and understanding and shoot it. Shoot it in the goddamn face. " - Kirito .. Message is brought to you by the Kirito is Always Right Foundation.
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