Just as I started to become active again

[Yaldabaoth]

My internet craps out on me.  I must wrangle a technician from the tight fisted grasp of time Warner cable, so if I never return, you know why.

[destinysdesire]

* offers a Vorpal sword of cable wrangling to help with the battle *

[Edge]

You fool, not vorpal! We want the cable fixed, not severed!

Best of luck.

[Yaldabaoth]

I can use my phone's data for brief playtimes, so if I am needed for anything major in the meantime, I can log on.  

[TheGuyThatPlaysAsJames]

I know the struggle, dude.

[Darvins]

Jan 11, 2016 21:50:51 GMT -5 Edge said:

You fool, not vorpal! We want the cable fixed, not severed!

Best of luck.

Silly Edge not using imagination, you use the Vorpal Sword to sever the hand holding the technician thus breaking their grip. You don't use it on the cable directly, you gotta think about these things sideways

[Edge]

Except that the Vorpal enhancement specifically only goes for heads.

[Darvins]

Jan 20, 2016 12:36:45 GMT -5 Edge said:

Except that the Vorpal enhancement specifically only goes for heads.

Fines so you behead the one holding onto the cables they won't be holding onto them's anymore after that! And this has gotten.... very strange

[Yaldabaoth]

I forgot to mention that this problem was fixed ages ago.