Out-Of-Context D&D Quotes: CD Edition

[Edge]

"He's a DEX build. It's how he can get his foot in his mouth so frequently."

[Edge]

"That crab has the best rolls of the night."

[ladybug]

"I roll to persuade the house."

[ladybug]

"You look like a reluctant veterinarian."

[Deleted]

"You know it's been a good event when you have to use the plural of Hogger."

[Garage Trashcan]

"If only we had the light of the sun to navigate by..."

"Don't worry, at least we've got The Crimson King's sunny disposition."

[Edge]

"This guy is definitely a Skyraven for sure... he's afraid of his mom too."

[Atomic Twinkie]

"You now believe that all rivers are powered by magic"

[Garage Trashcan]

"How much experience do we get for the children?"

[Mystic Warden]

"Okay, let's go and see Aelie's balls!"

[Garage Trashcan]

"We should take him to a whorehouse to rub his ass for more genies."

[Edge]

"I'm trying not to imagine a gem-studded dwarven thong."
"It's an impressive gilded codpiece, actually."

[Nevermore]

Oh I'm god, how are you?

[Deleted]

There were so many options last night... but here are a few of the best:

"Do you not have rope? I think I can go buy rope."

"Don't drink that, it makes you grabby and snatchy and stealy."

"He's getting away again! This is why you need more rope!"

I haven't laughed that hard in a LONG time.

[Ryoko Honda]

Dream's got me good the other night.

Nyacelil said...

"What do you intend to do for Cas'tharia"

And Purity NPC responds

"I intend to banshee you from this plane!"

BAM! Player VS DM MOSTER