Out-Of-Context D&D Quotes: CD Edition

[ladybug]

"...we're negotiating with a lump of butter, sugar, and spice."

[ladybug]

"What am thingymabob?"
"It's...um..."
"DEAD."

[Dismus]

"You mean you don't want to lick the strange magical device?"

[Edge]

"Can I pickpocket Santa?"

[Edge]

"It's not a uniform, it's a tin can that just happened to unexpectedly walk into a fey circle that altered it's coloration."

[Edge]

"I'm not going to help him change! His wife's scary!"

[Edge]

"Velenya, something's wrong with your husband. He keeps hitting his face."

[Edge]

"Snakes are not, to my knowledge, typically incendiary."

[Edge]

"I'll never challenge you to a drinking contest. I'd never be able to practice arcana again."

[Edge]

"... Subtle, right." *eyes the slums where smoke might be seen*

[Edge]

"Please, please say that entire AFK was Paythin on the privvy, regretting his life choice."

[Arya]

"I always butter it up."

[Prism]

"I think we've gone too far when the conversation shifts to sexual encounters with demonic spiders."

[Mystic Warden]

-As long as you know you're being addressed, a name's a name.
-Well, if that were fully true than 99% of Arabel's population would be named Mr or Mrs F***you.


-By the Gods, the Dragons and all the whores of Arabel... it is Amaiss, the green!
- -All- the whores?

[Prism]

Dec 20, 2016 20:08:39 GMT -5 Mystic Warden said:

-As long as you know you're being addressed, a name's a name.
-Well, if that were fully true than 99% of Arabel's population would be named Mr or Mrs F***you.


-By the Gods, the Dragons and all the whores of Arabel... it is Amaiss, the green!
- -All- the whores?

-Every- one of them. Even you, Blackhair