Out-Of-Context D&D Quotes: CD Edition

[Arya]

"It's worse in armor. Believe me."

[Arya]

Priest (possessed by an RJ): "*Trident to the face. Worse than being clotheslined.*"

[Arya]

"What the HELLS is that thing?!"

"Dead, yes?"

[Arya]

"Hey. Cool. Free whore house. *Click.*"

[Goat]

Not on CD, but from a pen and paper game this evening:

"Wait, what are we supposed to be doing with the whores??"

[Mystic Warden]

"-Ohhh... just let me prepare a spell, I can fix this.
-And this is how some disaster usually begins... Exactly with those words."

[acleverpun]

"She must have apples in that armor."

[ladybug]

"Let's go frame a man for a crime he did commit."

[ladybug]

I AM GOING TO KILL YOU SO HARD, YOU'LL DIE TO DEATH.

[Edge]

"Someone left their skin here by the gnome."
"... only on CD."

[Arya]

"Why are people here throwing paper around?"

[Edge]

"If the world ends Saturday I will be very annoyed. I haven't finished the new Metroid yet."

[Mystic Warden]

Not from CD, but hilarious (click on it to enlarge):

[Arya]

"Holy oil...the kind that makes you go 'oh gods' when you use it?"

[Arya]

"But I am married...Married and sore, now."