Introducing CD Microtransactions (April Fools!)

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With FireWraith's departure of the server, the remaining admins have decided to move forward with a long-anticipated business model that has found success in multiple other games.  Effective immediately, we are now limiting server resources and benefits to those who can afford a small fee associated with each of them.  The list of services are as follows:

LETO Requests:  $5 each
Relevel Requests: $5 each
Rebuild Requests: $10 each
Character Nobility Requests:  $20
Character Housing:  $20 per character using the residence

Exotic Racial Requests:  Due to the nature of exotic races and ECLs, each request will be assessed a fee according to their ECL.
     ECL 0:  $5
     ECL +1:  $10
     ECL +2:  $20
     ECL +3, excluding half-dragons:  $30
     ECL +4, excluding half-fiends and half-celestials:  $40
     Half-dragons, half-fiends, and half celestials:  $50

Becoming a staff member (DM), will also require a one-time set-up fee of $25.

We are still reviewing a possibility of implementing an additional subscription model which will provide you access to unique content such as the Event Server and early access to the CD Haks.

Thank you for your many years of participation on our server!

(And thank you for the fish!)

[foo]

as long as you promise there won't be pay-to-win.

[destinysdesire]

You forgot the Costs of Personal Quests, Ascension, and personal DM 1 on 1 sessions Bella!

[kothoses]

I can pay for a 1 on 1 DM session.

EDGE You are my bitch for 5 dolla an hour!  Sorry Bella, I was going to book you but my wages of sin only go so far.

[Ogre Time Yay]

*Waves the $25 around*

So when can I start being a DM then? It's about time this server gets someone who is willing to spawn an army of ogres inside of Arabel Central daily, and close all doors right before players walk through them.

[Edge]

Apr 1, 2016 13:57:09 GMT -5 destinysdesire said:

You forgot the Costs of Personal Quests, Ascension, and personal DM 1 on 1 sessions Bella!

We're still analyzing the proper costs for those. We'll update when we have a business model settled.

[kothoses]

Apr 1, 2016 14:02:56 GMT -5 Edge said:

Apr 1, 2016 13:57:09 GMT -5 destinysdesire said:

You forgot the Costs of Personal Quests, Ascension, and personal DM 1 on 1 sessions Bella!

We're still analyzing the proper costs for those. We'll update when we have a business model settled.

FIVE DOLLA!

[Ogre Time Yay]

You're talking business model,
ogres don't give a shit about business model, hail Satan.

[FaeFae]

Will you introduce a Cormyr and the Dalelands currency system and have sales on the purchase of such funds? I'd feel a lot more comfortable about this if I could turn my $15 into $20 CD Cash.

[Edge]

Likewise it's something we've been considering, we just need to hammer out the exact exchange rates.

[Dismus]

You will pay the fees or I will find you!

[destinysdesire]

* hides from the minion *

[destinysdesire]

Apr 1, 2016 14:07:34 GMT -5 FaeFae said:

Will you introduce a Cormyr and the Dalelands currency system and have sales on the purchase of such funds? I'd feel a lot more comfortable about this if I could turn my $15 into $20 CD Cash.

Is this the Corgi fund I keep hearing about? Since your a DM I assume your funds will go into a Corgi ranch!

[Edge]

No, Project Dire Corgi is something completely unrelated.

[destinysdesire]

Apr 1, 2016 14:19:17 GMT -5 Edge said:

No, Project Dire Corgi is something completely unrelated.

So they admit there is a Secret dire corgi plot!!!

I KNEW IT!! *puts on tin foil hat and begins handing out leaflets about the DM/Admin Conspiracies*