Out-Of-Context D&D Quotes: CD Edition

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"BANE'S A SISSY AND WEARS A PINK THONG!"

[Edge]

"Think they hopped on the good foot and did the bad thing?"
"Stop trying to bard."

[Edge]

"I need to find some of the emotes from My Immortal because yes that's how cheesy this is supposed to be."

[Edge]

"It looks like X-rated Lisa Frank blew up in here."

[Edge]

"...I want bear "

[Deleted]

"Paladins are basically frat guys."

[Edge]

"Well, suicide by gnome is certainly an interesting way of avoiding talking to your ex."

[ladybug]

"This pile of dirt...we must interrogate it!"

[Edge]

"Some people just can't hold their blunt force trauma."

[Edge]

"I just don't think I'm physically capable of doing a Genocide."

[onivel]

" Yes, but I do the pointy hat trick much better than he does. "

[onivel]

"Release the Kracken"

[Goat]

Oct 21, 2015 23:06:55 GMT -5 onivel said:

"Release the Kracken"

You have no idea how much this made me laugh this morning!

[onivel]

I aim to please  

[Atomic Twinkie]

"As you look back you see a Kobold squatting over a charred man, and laying eggs into his chest cavity - where it had eaten away at him before."
"I'll just wave goodbye."