Out-Of-Context D&D Quotes: CD Edition

[onivel]

" Bav's the "Father" of Aelie's baby. My sweet goddess this how Toril ends! "

[Edge]

"There's a good sociopath."

[onivel]

" If I survive I will still be hungry ! "

[ladybug]

"More whelps!"

[Atomic Twinkie]

"Is it considered immoral to use Flesh to Stone on gnomes, and then put them on the front garden as ornaments?"

[Deleted]

"THROW HER BACK! SHE'S GOT CRABS!"

[Deleted]

"You ever do a kegstand with divine magic?  Well, it's your lucky day!"

[Edge]

"Make your dwarf drink his fairy beer."

[ladybug]

"How much gold did we get?"
"Gold? I got five yaks and a cow."

[Edge]

"You know, it doesn't really define the quality of the pornographic drawings... what if the book is nothing but highly-suggestive stick-figures?"

[Edge]

"The man has been knighted! You do not sass Sir Mix-A-Lot!"

[Goat]

From a recent Pathfinder game:
"Is Perception dexterity based? I'm a thief, it should be."

[Edge]

"Let's see what else I can make naked."

[Edge]

"Why would an Orc have a book?"
"The well-read ones go faster."

[Edge]

"Argh! Open the skeleton!"