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Introducing CD Microtransactions (April Fools!)

Started by , Apr 01, 2016, 01:48 PM

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Myv

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*populates mine with angsty lesbian adventurers*  :P
Sooooo...like Regular CD?
I'm not angsty!

Angsty is a $20 DLC!

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Myv Avatar
I'll throw in another $50 for a "one-on-one" with Morghan!


Okay, but avoiding the angry monk husband of hers costs extra.

destinysdesire

*tosses out 50.00 to have my Exotic application approved*
Loss of empathy might well be the most enduring and deep-cutting scar of all, the silent blade of an unseen emey, tearing at our hearts and stealing more than our strength- Drizzt Do'Urden

TheGuyThatPlaysAsJames

I just saved myself the headache and bought the season pass.

Arya

"I will break the chains of our past, the hold of Empires my ancestors swore against. My sins began with him, they will end with me, Seldarine witness to my defiance!" -- Daeatria Ravenshadow

"Our failings did not mean no Dream was. Some fought for it, many died for it." --Kan'itae Ravenshadow

Garage Trashcan

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Sooooo...like Regular CD?
I'm not angsty!

Angsty is a $20 DLC!
Damnit, I'll just have to go back to playing waifu simulators.
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Veldan Goldwalker - Goldwalker CSF CEO, Eastern Branch
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kothoses

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...I so feel like I am being sold in prostitution... >.>


~Arya
I bid uhh lets see..

5 Rennie, a half a packet of mints a box of Twinings Chai Tea, some GOOD coffee and a half finished bottle of Kraken rum.

I will make Arya's characters dance in skimpy clothes in the square for gold.

Arya

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I will make Arya's characters dance in skimpy clothes in the square for gold.

See what I have to put up with on a regular basis? :P


~Arya

"I will break the chains of our past, the hold of Empires my ancestors swore against. My sins began with him, they will end with me, Seldarine witness to my defiance!" -- Daeatria Ravenshadow

"Our failings did not mean no Dream was. Some fought for it, many died for it." --Kan'itae Ravenshadow

shotgunbunny

In other news, I'm happy to announce the new CD gold-for-cash service! Starting from $5 for 5 million in-game gold, delivered within 24 hours by one of my highly valued associates in China! All we need is a copy of your ID and credit card!

Colin Mack

Hmm Cecilia has been angling for a noble title.. who do i make the $20 bucks out to again?