Out-Of-Context D&D Quotes: CD Edition

[Edge]

Inspired by this tumblr.


"THIS IS WHY XAVIER FEELS DIRTY SELLING YOU SCROLLS"

[tarriel]

I don't want my coat to be evil....

[Edge]

"Can I loot the kid?"

[Edge]

"No! Put the sword away! You can't cast atonement on yourself if you fall!"

[onivel]

Me: But He's your partymate?!

Kebs: Yeah.. but he's just a walking pile of 300 XP to me.

(Edge and Bella.. Yes.. that Kebs)

[Edge]

rofl Keebs, there's a name I haven't seen in ages.

Now I'm wondering if I should go digging through the remnants of my old RDR and other prior server logs for old gems.

[onivel]

And from my PnP days...

To the DM " No that won't work "

DM: Why not.. I said I'd let it ?

[Edge]

"I have a question for pun purposes."
"NO"

[Edge]

"We've got a tea chain going here. Like a tea bucket brigade."

[Edge]

"Shoggoth loves you!"
"He tekeli-likes you~"

[Edge]

"... the door's having a laugh, right?"

[Edge]

"Cats don't understand the world of finance, dear."

[Edge]

"Oh god she's gonna eat the extra"

[Edge]

"That's... not... half bad... ...never mind, it's as bad."

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"Yes, sir, I am aware that was a balor. Yes, sir, I do know my orders. No, sir, I do not know th' location of my pants at this time."