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Started by Edge, Jun 19, 2015, 09:52 PM

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Edge

"He's a DEX build. It's how he can get his foot in his mouth so frequently."
Kestal | Eden | Azalaïs "Edge" | Bernadette | Tonya | Lenora | Vaszayne | Koravia | Alastriona | Piritya | Rauvaliir | Natascha | Emari | Urilias-Zhjaeve | Tatya | Dioufn | Aida | Cyrillia | Megan | etc.
DM Tiamat | Szuriel | Maedhbh | Cassilda


Edge

"That crab has the best rolls of the night."
Kestal | Eden | Azalaïs "Edge" | Bernadette | Tonya | Lenora | Vaszayne | Koravia | Alastriona | Piritya | Rauvaliir | Natascha | Emari | Urilias-Zhjaeve | Tatya | Dioufn | Aida | Cyrillia | Megan | etc.
DM Tiamat | Szuriel | Maedhbh | Cassilda


ladybug

SDM Sto Helit

When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up. - C. S. Lewis

ladybug

"You look like a reluctant veterinarian."
SDM Sto Helit

When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up. - C. S. Lewis

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"You know it's been a good event when you have to use the plural of Hogger."

Garage Trashcan

"If only we had the light of the sun to navigate by..."

"Don't worry, at least we've got The Crimson King's sunny disposition."
Torsten Solberg - Jovial Jotunkind
Halonya Gabranth - Paladin of Hoar
Veldan Goldwalker - Goldwalker CSF CEO, Eastern Branch
Retired PCs: Felix Greentrack, Nikolai Mikhailovich

Edge

"This guy is definitely a Skyraven for sure... he's afraid of his mom too."
Kestal | Eden | Azalaïs "Edge" | Bernadette | Tonya | Lenora | Vaszayne | Koravia | Alastriona | Piritya | Rauvaliir | Natascha | Emari | Urilias-Zhjaeve | Tatya | Dioufn | Aida | Cyrillia | Megan | etc.
DM Tiamat | Szuriel | Maedhbh | Cassilda


Atomic Twinkie

"You now believe that all rivers are powered by magic"

Garage Trashcan

"How much experience do we get for the children?"
Torsten Solberg - Jovial Jotunkind
Halonya Gabranth - Paladin of Hoar
Veldan Goldwalker - Goldwalker CSF CEO, Eastern Branch
Retired PCs: Felix Greentrack, Nikolai Mikhailovich

Mystic Warden

"Okay, let's go and see Aelie's balls!"
Sindel Sinul, witch, herbswoman and tarot reader extraordinaire with a strong business sense
Diana Castelli, cute bookworm, arcane nerd, with the 'Weapon focus: book' feat
Vicky DeVille, daddy's princess, conjuring up some trouble
Melinda Moon, merc with a mouth and two tonfa-hilted short swords

Garage Trashcan

"We should take him to a whorehouse to rub his ass for more genies."
Torsten Solberg - Jovial Jotunkind
Halonya Gabranth - Paladin of Hoar
Veldan Goldwalker - Goldwalker CSF CEO, Eastern Branch
Retired PCs: Felix Greentrack, Nikolai Mikhailovich

Edge

"I'm trying not to imagine a gem-studded dwarven thong."
"It's an impressive gilded codpiece, actually."
Kestal | Eden | Azalaïs "Edge" | Bernadette | Tonya | Lenora | Vaszayne | Koravia | Alastriona | Piritya | Rauvaliir | Natascha | Emari | Urilias-Zhjaeve | Tatya | Dioufn | Aida | Cyrillia | Megan | etc.
DM Tiamat | Szuriel | Maedhbh | Cassilda


Nevermore


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There were so many options last night... but here are a few of the best:

"Do you not have rope? I think I can go buy rope."

"Don't drink that, it makes you grabby and snatchy and stealy."

"He's getting away again! This is why you need more rope!"

I haven't laughed that hard in a LONG time.



Ryoko Honda

Dream's got me good the other night.

Nyacelil said...

"What do you intend to do for Cas'tharia"

And Purity NPC responds

"I intend to banshee you from this plane!"

BAM! Player VS DM MOSTER