New Rates for DMing on CD

[Nokteronoth]

Hello, everyone!

As you are well aware, inflation is rampant across the world and everyone is getting their cut of the pie. We on CD have certain costs, too, so we've decided to start monetizing this 22 year old game in order to make it more appealing for the DM team to DM for everyone in the way they have for free for more than two decades now.

In that vein, we are going to be selling CormyrBux, our new premium currency!

500 CormyrCoins will run you about $9.99 US, but only if paid for in hay pennies.
1500 CormyrCoins will cost $22.95 but only for those users that live in Hell, Michigan. For everyone else it will be $42.06(9)

1 CormyrBux is 10,224 CormyrCoins.
Per hour of event, 5 CormyrBux must be paid by the party.

We offer payment plans with an easy amortization rate of 33.3333~%, compounded every 13.37 minutes, with loan terms of 30 to 50 years.

Join us now over on CormyrShop.Sadaharu.Sophie'sSupplies.org to get your very own CormyrBux today! We also offer plushies for in-game consumption, DM speed boost tokens, lodestones (prank your friends!) and DM click-kill target tokens! All you have to do is stick the small 'Kick me' sign on someone's back and we'll take care of the rest.

Shop smart, shop Wicket's Surplus Awoos today!

~The Illustrious Staff

[Nymera]

Will there be an optional subscription for those of us who prefer to be scammed monthly and consistently?  

[Nokteronoth]

Will there be an optional subscription for those of us who prefer to be scammed monthly and consistently?   

Of course! You can sign up to our Cormyr Collectibles of the Month club, where you can gather 1 randomly generated MS Paint drawing of a character that hasn't been played for at least 12 years! Along with them, you'll be granted the opportunity to invest in our NFT system of trading cards based on real-life gerbils in the Forgotten Realms campaign setting!

The cost is a mere $45.95 per month, plus tax, fees, and all applicable legal penalties.

~BR

[Plot Lost]

Well, naturally with greater rates there is also the possibility of greater control on the nature and type of the Dungeon Master activities thus funded themselves. I personally would look forward to having Dungeon Masters focus their entire attention to emoting the romance between that male guard and the female guard captain that can be found in the central park of Arabel. Just emoting their forlong gazes at one and other, passing of small gestures of kindness, etc, etc... 24/7.

[ryorgin]

You just KNOW someone is actually going to believe this and try to pay...

[onivel]

Please no resurrecting 6 month old trolling April Fools posts.. let the dead stay dead!

[edmaster44]

[ceyella]

Shop smart, shop S-mart, Smart!