Out-Of-Context D&D Quotes: CD Edition

[Arya]

"I suddenly know how dwarves burrow underground...like worms, except with, you know."

"I somehow think they will be best of friends...or beating on each other."

[Edge]

"Please don't piss off the flowers...."

[ladybug]

"Why is the rest area on fire?"

[Deleted]

I SWEAR TO GOD, I WILL TURN THIS TEMPLE AROUND AND NO ONE WILL GO TO SIX FLAGS!

[Edge]

"He's a slaver! He's not a real people!"

[Edge]

"Not being the boss of Operation Evil Enslavement does not absolve you!"

[Edge]

"I do not have a glowy butt!"

[Arya]

"If we are eaten alive by another tribe, the joke's on you."

[Edge]

"In a world where clerics can bring you back to life if you fall, is it now 'the only thing sure in life is taxes'?"

[Deleted]

Cultist Supply Warehouse for Fun and Prophet

[TheGuyThatPlaysAsJames]

"Did they stat Satan?"

[Arya]

"No, I'd like it to be an inspiring weapon as well."

[TheGuyThatPlaysAsJames]

"Yes. Yes, I am a cyborg bear wearing a full-sized lizardman as a hat, and I will not be stopped."

[Arya]

"Diplomacy: beating someone up and making them look forward to more?"

[Edge]

"You're not my tutor!"