Out-Of-Context D&D Quotes: CD Edition

[Edge]

"... so she can get her bulky butt over the chasm of creamy demise."

[Edge]

"Goodbye, candy vampire! ... How do you taste?"

[ladybug]

"We've successfully wiped out a new form of life whose main crime was eating candy!"

[Arya]

"It's got glow balls."

[Edge]

"I can't decide if I'm pissed or despairing so I'm going for both! I call it pisspair!"

[Arya]

"He publishes a book with a character [allegedly] like me, but with a more ridiculous figure."

"I have 'loth blood on my tits."

[Arya]

"...A string of syllables just attacked me."

[Arya]

"Let's go and say hi. With pointy things."

[ladybug]

...DO NOT WRITE ME AS A SERVANT TO THE FIREHAIR.

[Edge]

"... and bring their delicious healing assets back."

[Mystic Warden]

"I am going more into portals than to the privy..."

[Arya]

"...There's a walking explosion."

[Arya]

"It has some quality to it that makes me want to squash it with the biggest blunt object I can find."

[Edge]

"Places like these. They have what is called a 'Homeowner's Association'. It is, eh... a Baatezu concept."

[Arya]

"*Flashes the door*"