Out-Of-Context D&D Quotes: CD Edition

[Edge]

"Oops, forgot to turn my butt on."

[Edge]

"I smite undead and I cannot lie
You other clerics can't deny
When a lich walks in with no flesh upon his waist
And a soulgem in your face, he gets stung"

[ladybug]

Can we not add Demiplane of Nightmare to the list of holiday destinations?

[Edge]

"Wakey wakey... do elves even eat bacon? Eggs and some vegetarian blasphemy?"

[Edge]

"Because of us, that poor king has to do his job today."

[whitespirit]

*after being offered arborean evermead*

Nayu A'nen: *smiles and shakes her head* I still have to fly... *apologetically
Nayu A'nen: [Tell] I wanna fly high but not *that* high

[Valimar Dragonbane]

There are days when being Sumest is the best in the world.

Attachments:

[FirstManDeparted]

What started it.

[Edge]

"Have you considered the health benefits of circumcision?"

[Edge]

"We must move slowly and together, and with care. Once you fall into the Doom Onion it is your Doom."

[Arya]

"Many ogres were punched."

"Let me go get a break and we can go beat up a dragon, get your dress back."

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[Arya]

"Well, hack to town?"

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[Arya]

"She charges bravely against the dangerous forces of hygiene."

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[Arya]

"Do you ever notice, they always ask about mothers?"

"...They have mother issues, clearly."


Autumn

[Edge]

"Stabbing 'em in the face is a LOT more satisfying!"