Out-Of-Context D&D Quotes: CD Edition

[Edge]

"Wow, this place looks so different without all the blood!"

[Edge]

"How do you accidentally stage a prison break?!"

[Edge]

"Look, just because I can twist the laws of reality to suit my whim doesn't mean we can't approach things practically."

[ladybug]

"I need it for a napkin."
"That's what the cloak is for."
"Or loincloth."

[TheGuyThatPlaysAsJames]

"I think we all just need to count to ten and breathe, alright?"

"There's a dead prostitute bleeding on the tavern floor!"

"...See, it's that kind of negativity that's bringing the group down, Darius."

(From one of my ventures as an evil character years back)

[Ogre Time Yay]

Apr 4, 2016 21:09:42 GMT -5 TheGuyThatPlaysAsJames said:

"I think we all just need to count to ten and breathe, alright?"

"There's a dead prostitute bleeding on the tavern floor!"

"...See, it's that kind of negativity that's bringing the group down, Darius."

(From one of my ventures as an evil character years back)

Everyone knows killing a prostitute isn't an act of evil, it's an act of mercy, and a good way to get your money back.

[ladybug]

"And you haven't even touched your asparagus!"

[Edge]

"He's going to be beaten at his own game."
"... you're going to find someone to smarm him to death?"

[Edge]

"Hold still, just stay in the fire and let her work."

[Edge]

"You don't just read the book. Buy him dinner first."

[Edge]

"Dunno let me catch ya cultin' no more!"

[Arya]

"That wasn't a lady. That was horrible."

[Arya]

"I really need to kill who invented cloaks. They cover the best parts."

[onivel]

"Ryn.. You coming yet or just breathing hard? "

[Edge]

"Technically if you tie the babies together, then you're not dual-weilding. It's youngchucks."