Out-Of-Context D&D Quotes: CD Edition

[modronlove]

Good job on the rear, EL.

[Edge]

"If we run into any Mi-Go I wonder if I can get them to sign my book."

[Edge]

"This is why you don't petrify your whole city. It fucks up your commute something awful. ... I'm sorry, should I have had a less Lawful Evil response for that?"

[modronlove]

"Get off her asshole"
"My butt is now skeleton free"

[emberambra]

Jun 19, 2015 21:52:29 GMT -5 Edge said:

Inspired by this tumblr.


"THIS IS WHY XAVIER FEELS DIRTY SELLING YOU SCROLLS"

"I grapple the guard's neck with my handcuffs"

[Edge]

"Kill the babies!"