Out-Of-Context D&D Quotes: CD Edition

[Edge]

"Because that's just what you need to do, send a bunch of sexually-pent-up holy warriors with chastity vows into a thirty-way frog orgy.  There is no way they're coming back without looking up the really weird porn in five minutes."

[Edge]

"At this point I'm just having fun killing people."

[Edge]

"Stop messing with the madness water."

[Edge]

Autumn
those things vivsect people alive!!!

Edge
All they wanna do is can your brains

ModronLove
LOL
EPIC

Autumn
yeah well  I like mine where it is thanks....

ModronLove
They're not being unreasonable

Edge
They're not unreasonable. Its not like they're gonna eat your eyes.

ModronLove
*high fives Edge *

Nuclear Nibbles (Bushy Fro)
Hey Autumn it's Atom, from the office down the hall.

[ladybug]

Pin the stability on the donkey, got it.

[acleverpun]

"Hamatulas are ducks"

[Arya]

"Snaketits."

[Edge]

Not D&D or NWN based, but still epic enough and hilarious enough out of context it needs to be posted. Also this thread needs a bump.

"I should just start bombing my farm instead."

[Edge]

"Logic. My one weakness."

[Edge]

"Having you around is like having a small shield that I don't have to pay attention to."

[Hand_of_Banath]

"Welcome to the blood war"

[Edge]

"I don't know what the hell 'physics' is, but I'll drink to it."

[Edge]

"Your reward is 404 xp but we couldn't find it."

[ladybug]

What is warfare if not full-contact negotiation?

[Edge]

"Were some old halfling legs that did too. I removed them."