Introducing CD Microtransactions (April Fools!)

[Myv]

Apr 1, 2016 21:33:10 GMT -5 Garage Trashcan said:

Apr 1, 2016 17:10:28 GMT -5 foo said:

*populates mine with angsty lesbian adventurers* 

Sooooo...like Regular CD?

I'm not angsty!

Angsty is a $20 DLC!

[Deleted]

Apr 1, 2016 18:18:27 GMT -5 Myv said:

I'll throw in another $50 for a "one-on-one" with Morghan!

Okay, but avoiding the angry monk husband of hers costs extra.

[destinysdesire]

*tosses out 50.00 to have my Exotic application approved*

[TheGuyThatPlaysAsJames]

I just saved myself the headache and bought the season pass.

[Arya]

Ha!

[Garage Trashcan]

Apr 1, 2016 22:37:56 GMT -5 Myv said:

Apr 1, 2016 21:33:10 GMT -5 Garage Trashcan said:

Sooooo...like Regular CD?

I'm not angsty!

Angsty is a $20 DLC!

Damnit, I'll just have to go back to playing waifu simulators.

[kothoses]

Apr 1, 2016 15:45:53 GMT -5 Arya Kalarathri said:

...I so feel like I am being sold in prostitution... >.>


~Arya

I bid uhh lets see..

5 Rennie, a half a packet of mints a box of Twinings Chai Tea, some GOOD coffee and a half finished bottle of Kraken rum.

I will make Arya's characters dance in skimpy clothes in the square for gold.

[Arya]

Apr 2, 2016 15:56:33 GMT -5 kothoses said:

Apr 1, 2016 15:45:53 GMT -5 Arya Kalarathri said:

I will make Arya's characters dance in skimpy clothes in the square for gold.

See what I have to put up with on a regular basis?


~Arya

[shotgunbunny]

In other news, I'm happy to announce the new CD gold-for-cash service! Starting from $5 for 5 million in-game gold, delivered within 24 hours by one of my highly valued associates in China! All we need is a copy of your ID and credit card!

[Colin Mack]

Hmm Cecilia has been angling for a noble title.. who do i make the $20 bucks out to again?