WTFIMDNDC: inspired character choices

[threeguesses]

For those of you with altitis but a lack of inspiration:

www.whothefuckismydndcharacter.com/

Lets see what madness we can find.

[Ogre Time Yay]

"Sentimental Halfling Paladin from the city sewers who is really (I MEAN REALLY) afraid of the dark"

Been there, done that...

[Valimar Dragonbane]

Evidently I am an...

"argumentative Elf Barbarian from the city post office who doesn't believe in magic, ever"

Who knew!

[Nevermore]

POMPOUS HALFLING CLERIC FROM AN ILLUSORY FOREST WHO HAS A HUGE DEBT TO PAY BACK,  

*sighs*
So so cliche. *eyeroll*

[Atomic Twinkie]

I am :


"NAIVE HALF-ELF MONK FROM A SLAVE OWNING CITY WHO FINDS IT IMPOSSIBLE TO SPEAK TO GIRLS"

[FaeFae]

YOU THINK YOUR CHARACTER IS COOL? MY CHARACTER IS A -BLEEP- LAZY HALF-ELF BARD FROM A THEATRE COMPANY WHO HATES MUSIC.

That's right.

[onivel]

A suspicious Tiefling Monk from a slave owning city who always wanted to learn magic but struggled with it

[theshobit]

I am...

UNBALANCED HALFLING WARLOCK FROM A POOR DAIRY FARM WHO WANTS EVERYONE TO LIKE THEM

[suddenperihelion]

Bossy Tiefling Cleric from the most vile of swamps who has had it up to here with everyone's crap

[thorien]

"NOSY HALF-ELF SORCERER FROM A THRIVING SEAPORT TOWN WHO WANTS TO SMASH THE CAPITALIST SYSTEM" - Ugh...  The system is really mean.

[valiea987]

This is great!

blunt Half-elf Monk from the quality control for potion brewing association who is in way too deep with the wrong sort of people