Introducing CD Microtransactions (April Fools!)

[tarriel]

In keeping with our new business model, I'm proud to introduce the Dungeon Explorer System!

Every week, players will receive 5 "Dungeon Keys" allowing you to access an entire dungeon on that day! Each key will open a single dungeon once. These keys will recharge at the start of each week. Players cannot exceed 5 keys. 

However, available in the premium store are extra "Dungeon Keys"! For $9.99 players may purchase a 5 pack of dungeon keys. (Note: These Keys count towards the maximum total of 5 per character). Additionally, keys may be bought from the new Player Auction House! Meaning that yes, players can earn more Dungeon Keys! (Note: Current average Dungeon Key price: 13,560,000,000 GP)

[FaeFae]

We're going to be introducing a cash shop to sell eldritch items for subscriber accounts only. %10 of those proceeds will go to buy clothes for corgis.

[Arya]

I REFUSE TO BE PART OF THIS.

I QUIT! Remove all the Ravenshadow stuff from the module and forums. Kayplzthx.

~Arya

[Edwardfalcona]

We can remove all that , but there is a $50 cleaning fee

[Edge]

Alternatively, if anyone's interested, we can just put it up for auction. Less work AND makes us money!

Who wants to buy Arya's character vault? Do I hear 50?

[ladybug]

For the vault or per character?

[Edge]

Per character obviously. Unless I get a really, really tempting offer for the whole lot.

[Deleted]

Don't be fooled folks.  Edge doesn't have access to the server vault.

All bids and bribes should be sent directly to me.

[Arya]

...I so feel like I am being sold in prostitution... >.>


~Arya

[Edge]

Remember everyone, all monetary exchanges can also be made in equivalent amounts of liquor sent to Vincent.

[Vincent07]

Apr 1, 2016 15:46:26 GMT -5 Edge said:

Remember everyone, all monetary exchanges can also be made in equivalent amounts of liquor sent to Vincent.

It's gotta be good liquor though.  I'm not some cheap floozy.

[destinysdesire]

* sends Vincent a case of Henri IV Dudognon Heritage Cognac *

[Darvins]

I'll take the lot for... *ponders and checks* A picture... It's gotta count for something right?

[destinysdesire]

heh, mines worth more!

[FaeFae]

We should get an android app.