Introducing CD Microtransactions (April Fools!)

[tarriel]

Pocket CD: Build and Manage your own Arabel!

[Darvins]

Apr 1, 2016 16:03:25 GMT -5 destinysdesire said:

heh, mines worth more!

*stabs Destiny* Right then now the competition has pulled out *restabs at a noise* As I was saying now the competition has withdrawn... so is my bid accepted? I have plans for the Vault... 

[Edge]

Apr 1, 2016 16:08:02 GMT -5 FaeFae said:

We should get an android app.

Unfortunately we're currently wrapped up in negotiations with Apple, and they're wanting iPhone exclusivity.

[Ogre Time Yay]

Whoops... Looks like I got in trouble again.

[Ogre Time Yay]

Wait! No I didn't, I just accidentally posted in the wrong topic, that's all! Woo!
*Continues scamming with CD Cash*

[foo]

Apr 1, 2016 16:23:27 GMT -5 tarriel said:

Pocket CD: Build and Manage your own Arabel!

*populates mine with angsty lesbian adventurers* 

[destinysdesire]

Apr 1, 2016 16:50:53 GMT -5 Darvins said:

Apr 1, 2016 16:03:25 GMT -5 destinysdesire said:

heh, mines worth more!

*stabs Destiny* Right then now the competition has pulled out *restabs at a noise* As I was saying now the competition has withdrawn... so is my bid accepted? I have plans for the Vault... 

* watches him kill a clone and snickers softly before slipping the payment forward and claiming everything and running off with it *

[Darvins]

Apr 1, 2016 17:19:23 GMT -5 destinysdesire said:

Apr 1, 2016 16:50:53 GMT -5 Darvins said:

*stabs Destiny* Right then now the competition has pulled out *restabs at a noise* As I was saying now the competition has withdrawn... so is my bid accepted? I have plans for the Vault... 

* watches him kill a clone and snickers softly before slipping the payment forward and claiming everything and running off with it *

but but... *chases* hey wait! I don't need them for long, just long enough to repay a few slaps with fishes, and maybe murder death kill/shower them with love... and wow that sounded a lot less dirty a second ago. You can erm have them.... suddenly I feel wrong and unclean 

[destinysdesire]

hmm...I know....lets split them, 50/50!

[Darvins]

Apr 1, 2016 17:54:34 GMT -5 destinysdesire said:

hmm...I know....lets split them, 50/50!

Huzzah! Compromise for the win!

[Myv]

So I'll toss in $155 to have Myv turned in to a a celestial full dragon ($50 for each half, right?), and another $20 to make her a noble. I'll throw in another $50 for a "one-on-one" with Morghan!

I'd also highly recommend limiting character slots to one per player, and putting in a gold cap until you spend some money - that way you can sell character slots and people will need to spend money to buy anything good. Oh, and make the appearance changer behind a paywall, and I'd suggest putting each group of dyes in to a separate cash shop item.

[Ryoko Honda]

haha. you guys are nuts. hehe Though that was clever one! <3

[destinysdesire]

Also now you can buy lvl 30, will cost you 69.99, and if you want to select your top tier gear it will cost you 199.99 ontop of that for a grand total of 269.98, for those of you that cannot wait that long!

[Darvins]

For a extra $300 you can ascend post level 30 and gain access to the rights to pay forlevels 31-40, for a small fee of $25 per additional level on top of course

[Garage Trashcan]

Apr 1, 2016 17:10:28 GMT -5 foo said:

Apr 1, 2016 16:23:27 GMT -5 tarriel said:

Pocket CD: Build and Manage your own Arabel!

*populates mine with angsty lesbian adventurers* 

Sooooo...like Regular CD?